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Latest Posts by nothingelsewillwork - Page 4
Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
how to fucking flag pedophiles
call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE
THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!
so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)
1. click “flag this blog”
2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”
3. click “someone is at risk of harm”
4. click “harm to minors”
5. type “pedophile” in the box
Starting a Cult
Reblog to join.
We’ve got snacks.
Btw
Remember that Edge of Sleep is not Mark's project and is not in any way related to Dark or the egos, pls do not theorize etc I'm sure it's annoying
Friendly seasonal reminder
Don’t keep lilies in your house if you have cats.
They will die.
Even if they just breathe in the pollen. Or get it on their fur. They will fucking die. Do not do it.
legit tho, even if you dont watch mark, you should totally listen to the edge of sleep. like. legit. u should.
Ruby: I'D DIE FOR YOU
Sapphire: You will.
“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”
the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
Gardening is a Crowley thing. The only thing Crowley devotes any personal attention to in his apartment is his lush garden which he demands meet his exacting standards.
When Crowley and Aziraphale have to spend years in each others back pockets raising Warlock Dowling, Aziraphale chooses to disguise himself as …the gardener. You can’t tell me Aziraphale didn’t spend half his time trolling Nanny Crowley with his ‘kind-hearted’ and ineffective gardening techniques.
I can’t help but picture Crowley, dressed as Nanny Ashtoreth, in the garden, at 2 in the morning, viciously doing some damage-control ‘gardening.’
“Just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” indeed.
that moment during “Moving On Part 1″ where Virgil and Patton ask if things can get better and Logan’s voice softens and he says “of course they can” reblog if u agree
okay so i’m doing last minutes studying and the bbc have provided this video of Jekyll and Hyde which is…too canon?????
Somebody please
Stop M E
Update: I nearly got punched by my friend for drawing this
https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-department-to-lgbt-married-couples-your-out-of-wedlock-kids-arent-citizens
Sanders Nine-Nine!
imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government
I am glad Neil Gaiman confirmed that Crowley was presenting as female during the crucifixion scene
Because I have seen people argue that his Nanny outfit was transphobic, and I happen to think that’s a bad take. It would have been transphobic if the joke had been, “Ha ha, a man in a dress,” but instead the joke was, “Ha ha, demonic Mary Poppins.” But, you know, even though I think it’s a bad take, I can kind of understand where it’s coming from. We’ve been so socialized to think the joke is going to be, “Ha ha, a man in a dress,” that it’s difficult to put a man in a dress without the joke sort of popping up, if that makes any sense, whether the creator meant it or not.
But, if Crowley was presenting as female at the crucifixion scene, that’s a different angle. Because nobody is drawing any attention to his presentation, and the only jokes going on have nothing to do with how he’s presenting himself. (In fact, that scene is appropriately grim, overall. The biggest joke is a very dark one about how of course preaching a message of love and peace will get you horrifically murdered by the government.) Crowley’s presentation is just … there.
And if you ask me, that changes the context of the Mary Poppins bit a little bit, too. Presenting as female is not something that Crowley did one time, for a disguise. Presenting as female is just something he does every now and then.
I wish we’d seen a little more of it. Another historical segment, closer to our own time, when “female presentation” looks a bit more like we’re used to seeing and the issue isn’t confused by everyone wearing robes. But even so, I’m glad to have it there and even more glad to have it confirmed.
I bet that post-canon Crowley sometimes dresses up in a black dress to go to the opera with Aziraphale. Probably with high heels that could kill a man and very snake-themed jewelry.
reblog if you
- are gay
- are sad
- are crying over a tv show/movie/ship
- love pasta
no one will ever know which one
didn't neil gaiman once imply that good omens was a black books au
That sounds about right, someone had to take over the bookshop when Aziraphale moved to South Downs
Happy Ace/Asexual Pride day to all my Asexual/ Demisexual and Grey-Ace folk out there!
since pride month is tomorrow FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT: being asexual is not being straight! being aromantic is not being straight! asexuality: not feeling sexual attraction towards anything- note: this is a spectrum, so some ace people (such as a demis, greys, etc) CAN feel it. just not the way a non-ace person would aromanticism: same as the ace one! just replace “sexual” with “romantic” and ace with aro WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS IS BEING STRAIGHT? heterosexual/romantic: feeling attraction to the opposite sex WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THESE ARE THE SAME THINGS? IN CONCLUSION: aro and/or ace people are NOT STRAIGHT OR “BASICALLY STRAIGHT”, STOP CALLING THEM CISHET. ALL OF THEM ARE LGBT+ ALL ARO AND/OR ACES ARE APART OF THIS COMMUNITY. STOP EXCLUDING THEM WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE A GOOD REASON TO (and don’t ANY of you DARE say this post is excluding other identities just because i’m defending this one, and try and make me out as a lesbophobe or ANYTHING. i cherish the lesbian community, all of you are amazing)
“How long were we stuck in the snow for?... Oh, you don’t remember? Ah, that’s ok. It probably hasn’t happened yet.”
NO SPOILERS
ME AS A LOKI STAN
Me before Endgame:
Me during Endgame:
Me after Endgame:
