They'll Never Be Able To Separate Jekyll From Hyde

”Alastor’s hair sucks” “it’s so ugly”. Yeah, maybe it’s not the best. But what about VALENTINO’S FEATHER?? WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN ANYONE TALK ABOUT THAT HUH?!? HES BALD AND TRIES TO COVER IT UP WITH A BIG HAT AND FEATHER?!?

I know Alastor can open up portals and has a ton of other powers, but what if he could conjure more than just giant tentacles? What if a giant mouth that can just reach up and eat people. I don’t think this is an actual thing because I haven’t seen anything on it. If he gets most of his power from a shadow realm, why not conjure a giant cat or something. (R.I.P Vox lol 😂.)

(Sorry if that was all over the place.)

Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."

It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.

I need a scene where the V’s find out Nifty is Alastor’s gremlin. I think at least Valentino would give trying to hurt Alastor a second thought.

Why am I just now realizing that Angel, Baxter, Travis, Sir Penguins and a bunch of other characters are in this scene? Like, I don’t know if someone else has already noticed (most likely, I just haven’t seen anything) And who is the bigger character in the back hunched over? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!?????

Not Vox dressing up as a priest and Alastor dressing up as a nun to prove a point during a duet with someone they hate.

These last two episodes have been amazing! One thing I’d like to point out are Alastor’s actions throughout the fifth episode. First, he makes himself look like a good guy/father even though we haven’t really seen any build up to a father-daughter relationship with him and Charlie which makes me think he’s doing it mostly to anger Lucifer (or maybe it has something to do with Lilith? I know that’s a theory going around and I like it a lot.) or he actually does kind of care and just wanted to cause chaos. Then we see him threaten Husk. We’ve seen him go demonic before, but what he did with the lights and his form was genuinely terrifying. Another thing during that scene that made me pause was the fact that Husk actually had to courage to talk to Alastor like that in the first place. It’s still a horrible relationship, but I still don’t think it’s the kind of relationship Angel has with Valentino other than obvious reasons of Alastor not being into that. It shows that Alastor’s reaction might not have been normal and was unexpected. Also, I’ve seen people talk about the chain difference which I thought was really interesting. Then towards the end, with Mimzy. Do you think it’s because of Lilith that he’s protecting the hotel? That’s a “friend” he's had since he was alive and it’s implied he’s protected her before. She was shocked when he asked her to leave. I NEED TO KNOW WHY ALASTOR IS THERE!! Hopefully in the next two episodes. Do you think the reason why he asked Mimzy to go is because Lilith or someone else saw that she could be a threat and made him ask her to go? Or was that all him and he’s starting to actually care? He’s such an unpredictable character and this entire season we’ve been chasing after any evidence on what he might be doing. Same thing with Lilith, as her face was blurred out in the episode. And what about Eve? What happened to her? Maybe it’s not Lilith but Eve that has Alastor’s leash?

can i come over and do this

I’ve been thinking. (Yes yes I know a dangerous thing to do) Van Eck treated Wylan the way he did because he couldn’t read and thought he wasn’t smart enough (even though he couldn’t have been more wrong) which makes me wonder. What would have happened if Van Eck met Kaz when he was a lot younger? I don’t even know where I’m going with this but here it is.

He’s stuck in a suitcase somewhere in a well on the moon, but it’s ok because he has college level books with him.