DEMON'S GUIDE To ANGELIC BEINGS Who WALK The EARTH

DEMON'S GUIDE To ANGELIC BEINGS Who WALK The EARTH
DEMON'S GUIDE To ANGELIC BEINGS Who WALK The EARTH
DEMON'S GUIDE To ANGELIC BEINGS Who WALK The EARTH
DEMON'S GUIDE To ANGELIC BEINGS Who WALK The EARTH
DEMON'S GUIDE To ANGELIC BEINGS Who WALK The EARTH
DEMON'S GUIDE To ANGELIC BEINGS Who WALK The EARTH

DEMON'S GUIDE to ANGELIC BEINGS who WALK the EARTH

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(the end of the entry for the previous angel:) On sighting: TORMENT An easy target, any demon who does not proceed to aggravate said angel in execessive quantities will be PUNISHED with full diabolical force.

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AZIRAPHALE

Principality. Angel of the Eastern Gate.

Appearance: Fair hair. Suspishus Ears. Plum hands. Replusively soft (underlined by a pencil several times). Can genrully be found wearing various shades of loathsome beige. Occasional spectacles.

Stationed: Land of the Angles, Hemisphere of the West & North.

Residunce: Angelic Embassy X also known as AZ Fell & Co, 105 Whickber Street, London.

Known Earthly Occupations: Guard of Eden, Music Tyooter, White Knight, Garden Deziner, Bishop, Bookseller. (written by a pencil: +TERRIBLE MAGISHUN)

Weaponry: Flaming Sord.

On sighting: AVVOID A wily opponent, this demon smiter must be warily approached. Report any interactions to the demon Crowley. (the word 'Crowley' is circled and underlined several times by a pencil + note: CHANGED HIS NAME? YUCK!)

A NOTE BY A PENCIL SAYING: CROWLEY IS SUSPISHUS! DON'T TRUST HIM! HIS HAIR IS BAD!

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BARAQIEL

Dominion. Angel of the Sky.

Appearance: Hair an eye-burning jinnjer. Eyebrows with the appearance of a grisly slug. Often draped in red. Occashunly damp, most likely singed.

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