WADE.
WADE.
“ yes. i killed them— but i did it for you. ” / for wadey pie !
Hands move to his mouth in an overdramatic drawn out gasp at her words. Killed someone? For him? “That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me!” Wade exclaims, dropping his hands to his side. Underneath his mask, he is smiling, even if she can not see it. “What did you do to them? How’d you kill them? C’mon, I need more details!”
She was hesitant to tell him, afraid he’d SCOLD her and read her the riot act for murdering an asshole. But then ? Then he’s gasping and practically MELTING her heart with his sweet reaction ! Oh, she couldn’t be happier ! A high giggle that edges on manic slips past smeared ruby lips, bloodied hands clasping together behind her back as she skipped a few steps closer to this Deadpool, short pigtails bouncing with her movement and smile wide on her pale face.
“Aw doll you don’t have t’ask twice ! As if I’d just let some random ass guy finish BREAKIN’ into your place ‘n do GOD knows what ! It’s really just common courtesy to sink a knife in ‘im. By the way sorry for the stains on your carpet. I’ll pay for it, mmm someday. Anyway, he told me he was lookin’ for you. That you owed penance, blah, blah, blah. That borin’ shit, so I threatened t’cut out his tongue if he didn’t GET ON WITH IT --”
During her recount, Harley had circled Deadpool’s taller form with an excitable grin and curious eyes, then making her way over to a beat up couch he owned, plopping down comfortably while flinging a severed TONGUE at his feet, the flesh landing wetly and she gives a short cackle, shimmying in her spot to get more comfortable before she lays down without a second thought.
“-- Long story short, you killed some of his gang, I killed HIM and YOU have a very interestin’ job than I thought mistah Deadpool !”
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Random person: Why do you like height difference ships so much?
Me: *imagines them doing this.*
Me: No reason.
CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.
“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”
𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄, 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪
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𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄, 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪
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feel free to change pronouns / wording !
warning for bad language.
“ are you really sleeping ? ”
“ that was exciting. ”
“ hello ? i’m lost, and hurt. ”
“ that’s fucked up. ”
“ why must we suffer like this ? ”
“ do you hate this world ? ”
“ you gotta help me. ”
“ we have to run. ”
“ i thought you were dead. ”
“ the first person who touches me loses their eyes. ”
“ god doesn’t love you. ”
“ i’m dreaming. or out of my fucking mind. ”
“ and here i thought this couldn’t get any worse. ”
“ seen too much to keep the faith. ”
“ you really busted your head open, didn’t you ? ”
“ you didn’t give me up to her. ”
“ i will fear no man. ”
“ i will be ravenous in my penance. ”
“ i could climb that. just need something to stand on. ”
“ you have to kill me. ”
“ god hates vanity. ”
“ this world will die screaming. ”
“ maybe there’s another way around. ”
“ unforgivable. ”
“ this isn’t so bad. ”
“ i know what you are. ”
“ that wasn’t so bad, was it ? ”
“ gotta stop the bleeding. ”
“ i need you to stay calm. ”
“ your weakness has damned us all. ”
“ you deserve the hell you’ll get. ”
“ you were jealous. ”
“ you were frightened. ”
“ i’m not putting a fucking toe in that water. ”
“ i want to see your true face. ”
“ you’re such a pushover. ”
“ you don’t want to get in trouble, do you ? ”
“ stay with me. ”
“ i only want us to be friends. ”
“ shame is a gift from god, to let you know right from wrong. ”
“ what you want is very wrong. ”
“ i don’t know what you think you saw. ”
“ i won’t let them kill you. ”
“ we have to get out of here. ”
“ i need to lie down. ”
“ fuck you ! and fuck your god ! ”
“ it’s getting worse. ”
“ you need to lie down. ”
“ there’s nothing there. ”
“ so, like … is she your girlfriend ? ”
“ you’ve murdered paradise. ”
“ god has gone silent. ”
OPEN. | @storieswrittcn — [ sew ] for one muse to have to stitch up the other from peter p/arker!
![OPEN. | @storieswrittcn — [ Sew ] For One Muse To Have To Stitch Up The Other From Peter P/arker!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/aae81513c12b8626ca4adba94d9b9f89/e69264c8c4b21e06-e8/s250x400/f0eb7ebf9b046f9b6f5d7be0f031a691cea2cb44.png)
“How in the hell did you even manage T’GET this far out here ? Hold STILL ! Yer gonna make me mess this up and I’m just gonna laugh at you, y’know ?”
She doesn’t mean it -- MOSTLY -- but slender fingers hold steady as she holds the skin together in order to push the needle through it. The pot of hot water sat cooling from where she sanitized the needle, she’d be using the warmed water later to clean him up. She just feel’s bad that she doesn’t have any painkillers. She’d have to go nick some in the morning, but for now she offers up her bottle of Jack Daniels Whiskey. No, Spider-Man most certainly did NOT interrupt her bout of depressive drinking to try and drown the loneliness. She was simply celebrating another day of successfully beating the shit out of her abusive ex, who currently is suffering three broken ribs, a busted lip, TWO black eyes and she tried to dislocate his knee but her bat may have missed. Eh, she could be clumsy sometimes.
What she didn’t expect was an old work buddy of hers from New York to suddenly pop up on her fire escape, big gash on his back and having to help lift his heavy ass onto her ratty old couch. She has him braced against one arm rest, bangs held back with a red headband and eyes focused on sewing him closed before her cleaned flesh could get any more infected. She finishes up the last touches with a satisfied hum, cutting the thread and proceeding to dress the five inch wound. She’d definitely need to stock up on supplies again, especially for him. The wound was pretty deep; she wonders if she can threaten a doctor for painkiller’s as well as antibiotics ? Couldn’t hurt to try !
“There ! All done, now to clean ya up ! I’d give you a lollipop but I ate the last one. Oh ! No wait, here y’go !”
Did the cherry pop come from between her couch cushions ? Yes, but she doesn’t disclose that.
❣️ SOFT INTERACTIONS !
send one of these in to see my muse’s reaction ( add “ +reverse” for my muse to do the action to yours ) .
[ crawl ] for your muse to crawl into bed with mine .
[ flower ] for your muse to offer my muse their favourite flower .
[ slow dance ] for your muse to ask my muse to slow dance .
[ gift ] for your muse to surprise my muse with a gift ( & bonus if you add what the fit is ) .
[ homemade gift ] for your muse to make my muse a gift ( & bonus if you add what the fit is ) .
[ serenade ] for your muse to sing to my muse .
[ embrace ] for your muse to pull my muse into a tight embrace .
[ caress ] for your muse to gently run their hand down my muse’s face .
[ caught ] for your muse to catch my muse wearing their shirt .
[ love letter ] for your muse to give my muse a love letter they wrote for them
[ boop ] for your muse to boop my muse on the nose .
[ date? ] for your muse to ask my muse to go on a date .
[ confess ] for your muse to confess their feelings to my muse .
[ sleepy ] for your muse to slowly fall alseep on my muse’s lap .
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