Me And Who

day 12 of growing mold on vincent fennell

sample - he has a little spot right over his face! and also he's purple now apparently

notes: im surprised only one spot has grown but im gonna let it be and see what happens to him!!

okay but I DID eat the plants

nasturtium, zucchini flowers and other fun safe to eat plants are a different story but we had many different bushes and fruit trees, dozens of each species and the fresh nashi pears were. fucking. best 👌

and I got really good at those, the customers were amazed that I always knew each cultivar by taste SO specifically

oh if you only knew how many apples those pockets could fit aT ONCE...

also me and that one Ukrainian guy we sometimes did competitions who ate more when the other one was not looking

all on camera of course

i work in a garden center and i get to wear my favorite shirt

and i'll always believe

your blood promise

Two animals people need to shut the fuck up about and be normal are pandas and dolphins

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

big vtm nosferatu vibes

power of suggestion

i’m like if a writer did not write and did other things instead