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Favorite Toasts
And that's just in pictures. His acting chops are even more varied.
John Malkovich Can Be Everything
49? That many states left?
49 States š¤š¤š¤
Ok honey, you can wear socks with your crocks.
The cover of the next Stern, a German news magazine.
The titleĀ Sein KampfĀ (transl. his struggle) is a play on the title of Hitlerās autobiography Mein Kampf (transl. my struggle).
The full translation of the cover would be
HIS STRUGGLE
Neonazis, Ku-Klux-Klan, Racism:
How Donald Trump is stirring up hatred in America
Puns are like the inside jokes of a language.
I'm "Creator of Immortal Dorks."
If you choose run, it means you believe.
If thereās an Alt-Right shouldnāt there also be a Ctrl-Left?
Seems legit.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for āthe day after tomorrowā
???
If people had a daily limit on how much they could talk, they would probably think about things more carefully before speaking
That'll be me.
Dats me in the future
I love the part when it's just hanging there!
i canāt stop laughing
Correct Bathroom Policy
They really get this fan.
Just Maroon 5 Being Awesome
If the Earth was flat, cats wouldāve pushed everything off by now.
Something We Should Think About
Been there.
I am scared of the day that I am doing laundry and canāt tell the difference between my wifeās and my daughters underwear.
Blazing Saddles
Would Unlucky Charms be Tragically Malicious?
http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1496327724 (via showerponderings)
I would see every one of them.
I think I've experienced this a lot at work.
āThere is nothing worse than arguing with an unproductive critic. That is a no-win situation.ā - Troy Gathers
A Message In The Sky
RIP Chuck Berry
in honour of the legendā¦
Best 1 I've seen on DST!
Be sure to set your clocks one hour ahead and straight on till morning.
There are few things in a manās life more satisfying than successfully piss-blasting a shit-stain off of the inside of a toilet bowl
Iām waiting
Just a reminder that this image existsā¦