guys, an "endogenic system" isn't a real thing, it's literally all made up by insufferable randoms on the internet for more attention
[turns towards the camera]
y'know, sysmeds.
i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
Normal: I love you. Fighting: I’d fight you. Flying: I’d date you. Poison: I’m envious of you. Ground: I want to meet you in real life. Rock: I can relate to what you’ve gone through. Bug: You bug me sometimes. Ghost: You scare me sometimes. Steel: I think you’re strong. Fire: I think you’re hot. Water: I think you’re cool. Grass: I think you’ve grown a lot. Electric: You surprise me sometimes. Psychic: We have a lot in common. Ice: I want to be closer to you. Dragon: I think you’re amazing. Dark: I’d fuck you. Fairy: I think you’re cute.
Im game
aww cute
Question, where on this bunny scale would you put yourself?
Fuck you *Turns into a tiny little bunny and scampers away*
that princesses attitude is a facade btw, what she wants more than anything is for her knight to push her against a wall with her hands held helplessly above her head while her knight makes out with her and slowly slips her hands under her—oh fuck what was i saying
“tits or ass?” thiiiiiiiighs. dreamy sigh. doesn’t matter how big or small, how muscular or chubby, doesn’t MATTER I will BITE THEM. CHOMP. you will have to pry me off with several peoples’ help. even then I’ll go kicking and screaming.