Lipstick Marks Have Nothing On Hickies. Like, One Is The Residue Of A "beauty Product" Sold To Women

Mike’s flaccid lemonade

hello asexual trans girl 👋 look up at the sky ☝️ is it beautiful?

Foxgirl yuri with tail cuddling. You agree. Reblog.

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Reblog to BITE prev

#catthings

Reblog if you pur when pet :3

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

Isn't that just a non goth bowsette?

You can always be horny about nintendo characters btw. It's always morally correct. Rule 34 is real and your dreams can come true

skin by えこもげ/Ecomoesty