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Dumb Evil Bitch #234 didn’t listen to Frozone

DON’T MONOLOGUE.

SPN Season 12 (spoilers)

20 minutes in and we’ve had an impala backseat joke. Bring on Mary Winchester.

Actually, I think the majority of the Tokka shippers favor the idea of Sokka being Su's father, not Lin's.  That way there isn't an issue of cousins dating with Lin and Tenzin.  Plus, Su legitimately looks like she could be a combination of Sokka and Toph, unlike Lin who frankly doesn't look like either of them to me.

Who do you think Lin's father is? I mean, Tokka is a cute ship in youth, but I don't understand how some people do not realize that if Sokka were to be Lin's father, that that would mean Tenzin would be Lin's cousin. We all know Lin and Tenzin were thing, so that is not possible. But do you think Lin's father was someone who just had a one-night stand with Toph, or that he died..? They are making her incognito father such a big deal, that it would disappoint me if the outcome were anticlimactic.

I’m not really sure who Lin’s father is, and I’m not sure I really care, to be quite honest.  XD;  It seems like the sort of thing that could be completely irrelevant — whoever he is, it’s probably no one we knew from A:tLA, so I wouldn’t have much invested in him no matter who he ends up being (at least, not initially).

Sokka is definitely not Lin’s father, because there’s no way either Bryke or Nickelodeon would want to deal with the controversy that would be bound to arise from first cousins dating.  =P  I think a lot of the Tokka shippers just don’t care and are more interested in it as headcanon than as potential canon, but… probably not all of them.

As for who he is… if we find out at all, it probably wasn’t a one night stand thing.  =P  I kind of have trouble imagining Toph in a lengthy marriage, though… I feel like she’d be too busy with all of her stuff to give a husband much attention.

In general, though, I guess this is the sort of thing where I’ll probably happily go with whatever canon throws at me, though.

i’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes 

Here is how to get astarion approval so high he will proposition you before the tieflings party. No evil choices, just some chaos. The score you want is 40.

Not all of these are necessary btw, if you di all of this you'll get over 40. Avoid what sounds too evil and check that you're getting up to 40. Also remember that for the party romance you actually only need 20.

- When Lae'zel is in the cage, talk to her before releasing her and ask her to say "please"

- Attacking the thieves at the ruined temple

- When Shadowheart mention needing a cure (at camp) make sure to choose the option about being cautious

- When you meet with Zevlor, refuse to help saying you have your own problems. (you can help anyway, don't worry)

- When Lae'zel meets the tiefling and ask him to bow, go along with her at least once, then you can stop her and apologise to the poor man

- When you meet Wyll, you can talk with the guy training the children. Tell the children that they will all die

- After saving Arabella, tell the druid woman that you just wanted to see what would happen

- When you meet Auntie Ethel at the refugees' camp, let her fuss over you and then tell her about the tadpoles

- You know the kid with the magic ring trick? Pocket that ring

- When you meet the two siblings mourning their dying brother, Astarion will approve of you send them to face the owlbear (but I never choose this, because it makes me sad). But I think the big approval comes in the dialogue just next, where you can say that using the tadpole seems like a great idea

- At the blighted village, when the goblin spots you, you will get approval if you attack them back

- Say boooo to Volo

- Open the door where the sexy moans are happening

- At the entrance of the goblin camp, if you can, thow shit at the guard

- There's a goblin that will ask you to kneel and kiss his foot. Uno reverse it, and intimidate him

- Let the cleric at the goblin whip you

- After you free the owlbear, pet them at camp

- Get the necromancy of thay, and the amethyst that fits in it and give it to Astarion

- Recruit Karlach with him in the party

- Killing the monster Hunter will also shoot up your approval of TEN POINTS. I usually never kill him, but if you're close to the party and you really want to get to 40, this is also an option

- When you meet Raphael, agree with Astarion that you should not trust him

- If you decide to do auntie ethel too, make sure to convince her to free Maryna and get the deal at the same time

Now, I think the majority of approval will come with how you talk with him at camp.

- Go along with his dialogue about killing you if there's any tentacle showing. Just play along, don't shut him down

- Go along with the "whose blood would you drink" dialogue. Your answer doesn't really matter as long as you don't shut him down

- When he bites you, of course, offer to give him your blood

- During the mirror dialogue (sometimes it happens pre-sleeping together) you can insult him a bit (you're not aging gracefully), but at the second reply reassure him. The last reply is fine for all the lines and they seem to all get approval, as long as you don't just leave.

In general this is usually all I need to get to 40, which is pretty high. In my last playthrough I managed to also get to 40 without doing many of these.

But as I said, you only need 20. Just remember that he likes being petty and asserting dominance over others, he loves the tadpole, he is cautious, he's a little silly and chaotic, he's selfish, he likes joking and talking so don't shut him down.

Just remember that he's much more explicit about sex being an exchange if you get the proposition before the party, and you end up missing the scene of the party. Up to you! If you see that he's at 40 he will proposition the moment you talk to him, so if you accidentally got his approval too high and want to see both scenes you can technically kill the goblin leaders and free halsin, talk to him, then when you sleep you get directly to the party where you will have the party scene too.

Never not heartbreaking

AT LAST! A NEW DOCTOR WHO COVER! This is the first one I’ve done in about a year, with original lyrics, and it’s especially surreal and cool because this is a cover of the as-yet-unnamed track I originally sang myself in the episode “The Angels Take Manhattan.” Music by Murray Gold, I did the words. I hope you like! 

AMELIA (from Doctor Who: “The Angels Take Manhattan”)

The city roof is tipping down. The evening’s high,  lights litter ground. I close my eyes. I pray to stone.  Do angels weep when they’re alone? This is farewell,  the last there’ll be. My waiting’s done now. Remember me.  The smoky sky, the bullet stars… I walked them once, They seem so far. You call my name, begging me back. “Remember silence? Remember cracks?” Now that i’m here, Can I just say: I’d love to come back, But not today. This is farewell,  the last there’ll be. My waiting’s done now. Remember me.  Somewhere back there, before the world, beside a house, there was a girl. She ran away - at least she tried. He never came. She never cried. Since I am here,  May I just say: I’d love to run now,  but not today. This is farewell,  the last there’ll be. My waiting’s done now. Remember me.  (INSTRUMENTAL)   If stories end, if we should fall,  we fall together, or not at all. This is farewell, the last there’ll be. My waiting’s done now. Remember me. 

Wait but now that Kuvira is in the swamp does that mean Toph is gonna fight her out??

I’m pretty sure Toph is going to go into Shrek state and get them all out like

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Oh boy...

BMOL better not show up at the end and kill Ellie so that she can never be used against humanity.... I swear to God...

Bronn is the canon ship representative.

Bronn’s officially shipping jaime x brienne

WTF

There were five minutes left wtf?