She/Her or They/Them. I love animals and writing and music. Humans annoy me, but I care about the ones I do like a little too much. 18.
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Dammit it nailed me
situationships and talking stages are OUT passionate obsessive all-consuming soul ties and love affairs are IN
I meant to make it last a week, oops 😬
Anyway, I want to get the people’s opinions on what they want to see during Mermay
Currently working on something for Mermay
i’ll forgive a fat girl for so many annoying things simply because i know how fucking miserable it is to be a fat girl. like. you dont get to exist freely and with any joy until you go through a decades long soul search full of extreme emotional pain OR you nearly kill yourself to become something society might accept. or you toughen up after years of bullying forced you to be more confident. literally there is no painless route to being a fat girl in your 20 somethings. so like. fat girls can be annoying as a treat. you have all been annoying our whole lives
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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I want a talk show but specifically for people that have animal shows or whatever so that I can pet the exotic animals that they bring me. And it WILL be a requirement for them to bring me an animal
Ooh! I’m so excited for this!!!
Ya know gamer bf needs some justice
GIVE EM HIS OWN YAN
(hey it’s a win win both find out they are cheating and respectfully break up shake hands and then hang out as friends will there be a problem ye do I care nah)
The boyfriend needs to learn to treat his partner properly first.
He gets isekai'd into a dating sim, where he needs to raise enough romance points with each character in order to return home, or he's bound to repeat the game forever.
He'll do his usual shenanigans at first. He'll forget to text back, focus on his video games instead, show up late to dates. Then the monotony begins to seep in. He stares with disgust at the love interest, running towards him with a toast in her mouth and accidentally bumping into him.
"Kyaaa, I'm so sorry!" she exclaims with a deep blush.
Damn it! It was cute the first 5 times. Now it's driving him mad. Suddenly he's overcome with the urge to see you again. To have his old desktop setup. To not deal with flirty senpais every single morning.
So he finally puts in the effort.
One day, you're eating your breakfast cereal, genitals still raw from that nightly monster deed. You've stopped searching for your boyfriend who mysteriously vanished without a trace. The entry door creaks open, and you turn in shock.
"Tadaima*", the now-yandere gamer boyfriend announces with an alpha growl. He's a changed man. And he's coming for you.
*Translator's note: Tadaima means "I'm home" in Japanese xDD
Please keep work place safety in mind at all times
Used this as a guide to do that for the first time. Pirate safely loves
THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER
Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
When will my time come? When will my dreams come true? When will I be fulfilled in life?
(I’m talking about my dream of having a raccoon as a pet.)
Happy something anniversary to when I made this because I love it.
You don’t understand how much I want a dragon as a pet. Like, let me cuddle it and love it and even when it grows up even bigger than my house, I will still go out and pet it and call it my baby.
"bad" dragon? as far as i'm concerned, all dragons are good
Happy birthday to all of my leap year babies! You’ve waited 4 years for this, so enjoy it!
OMG YES! I have a friend who has a really hard time with social cues and I understand that completely as I have my own struggles. However, when she is still going on about a one-liner she said a minute ago, it’s really hard for me not to snap at her. Like, she’s so sweet, but sometimes we are not compatible.
its so unfortunate when different peoples neurodivergent traits clash horribly. like yes i totally understand that the man at the other table cant control his stimming and loud vocal tics and i think he deserves to have a nice day out at a restaraunt without judgement. however if i dont remove myself from the audible vicinity in the next 20 seconds i will explode.
it's really funny to me that —in my head— bruce actually stopped 'adopting' children after jason. like, he adopted dick and jason. that's it. the rest? oh, the rest adopted him. like, steph literally showed up at his door and wouldn't leave. and tim blackmailed him.
This is random but I’m scared of men in gorilla suits. Not gorillas, but just gorilla costumes. They creep me tf out
mom said it’s my turn to be ached for, to have someone feel a stab of hunger for me, to feel nourishment at the sight of me. give it now
She makes me so happy
Like, she’s Lawyer Barbie. She isn’t fat Barbie or a Barbie that has anything to do with food. No, she’s smart and secure and a lawyer.
SHARON ROONEY as LAWYER BARBIE BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig