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That’s disgusting.
Well done society.
Well done.
theoi as Aesthetics™ cause i feel like it ig
Zeus
sunlight beaming through dark clouds, cold winds that burn your cheeks, lightning that illuminates the sky for just a fraction of a second, strong wings and sharp talons
Hera
golden rings slightly dulled after years of wear, lotus flowers floating upon pools of water, wedding gifts wrapped in gold paper, peacock feathers that glimmer in the sun
Poseidon
jagged rocks decorated by barnacles and seaweed, clouds of sand kicked up by a horse galloping across a seashore, rusted old treasures lost to the deep ocean, waves that lap gently over the sand or crash fiercely against the rocks
Haides
large dogs bearing sharp teeth, old coins blackened and rusted by time, animal bones half-buried under dark soil, silver rings on pallid fingers
Demeter
long grass brushing against your legs, freshly baked bread in a wicker picnic basket, golden honeycomb, fields of grain ready for harvest
Aphrodite
lipstick stains in shades of red and pink, doves perched upon blossoming branches, love letters written in smudged red ink, the opalescent underside of a scallop shell
Apollo
crowns of bay leaves resting on curly hair, golden instruments polished until gleaming, poems scrawled on walls in marker pen, bandages carefully wrapped over wounds
Artemis
feather-tipped arrows, flowers and leaves braided into a wreath, deer drinking from a brook in the forest, moonlight shining through the evergreen branches of tall trees
Ares
bandages over bruised and scratched knuckles, flaming molotovs soaring through the air, crossed swords mounted on old walls, fading scars that stretch across shoulder blades
Athena
books with creased spines and dog-eared pages, owls with thick feathers and wide eyes, ornate swords and shields from ancient eras long forgotten, sharp eyes full of wisdom and knowledge
Dionysos
limbs tangled in red velvet sheets, wild and uncontrolled laughter, garlands of ivy and purple flowers, red wine spilling over the glass, kissing the lips of marble statues
Hephaestos
gears that fit together like puzzle pieces, the soft crackling of a fire, palms stained with oil and soot, the methodic clanking of iron hitting iron, gifts of handmade jewellery
Hermes
shoes worn through from walking, antique maps and globes and golden compasses, a messenger bag filled with letters and parcels, sly smiles and deft hands
Hestia
warm clean sheets, a small vase of flowers on the windowsill, warming your hands near the fireplace, cups of tea and home-baked fairycakes
all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead
Harry insists on buying a CD player for his home in London with Ginny.
Curious, he buys her a CD, one that he knows a lot of Muggle girls like but he’s only ever heard in passing. (He’s had Dark Lords and Death Eaters to worry about, you know.)
And within minutes he regrets his life choices because Ginny is rocking out to “I Want It That Way” by some boy band called the Backstreet Boys on repeat.
She asks Hermione about them and they buy every single boy band album from the 80′s on.
They continue this for several years as new albums come out and Harry has more or less given Ginny the CD player.
(Not that he particularly minds because she’s actually kind of cute when she’s dancing and singing along with a young Teddy and she doesn’t think he’s looking.)
She puts headphones on her pregnant belly and tells James Sirius Potter that he’s going to be such a charmer.
Harry protests that she’s going to brainwash their baby before he’s even born but when has she ever taken his half-hearted arguments seriously?
Eighteen years later James Sirius is tall and broad, a chiseled mix of Bill’s height and Fred and George’s stockiness, and singing some song that he’s heard Ginny hum before and Teddy pretends he isn’t watching him with a lopsided smile.
James pretends that Teddy isn’t pretending to watch him
Harry pretends that he isn’t seeing them silently flirt and mumbles to Ginny that it’s all her fault with a light smile on his face.
Ginny laughs and continues braiding Lily Luna’s hair.
“But he’s charming, isn’t he?”
Harry looks up from his morning paper just in time to see James Sirius holding out a sunflower he conjured in his palm to Teddy and Teddy rolling his eyes despite his blush.
“Oh, he’s good.”
“And you said I was brainwashing him.”
They share a glance and laugh together quietly, happy that their son is boy band trash/a romantic sap.
Harry asked this aloud at the dinner table.
Both James and Albus tensed. Teddy snorted.
James’ eyes quickly flicked up to the multicoloured teen across the table from him, noticing the small smirk on the other boys face. If his father knew what went on between the two, God only knows what would happen.
It wasn’t that Harry was homophobic; he just hadn’t realised that his children were homosexual.
Albus’ mind flickered to the young Malfoy boy he shared a dorm with, a small smile growing on his face as he remembered tender touches from time spent at school. Perhaps just a peck on the lips or a hold of a hand, but it was enough to make the young boy blush.
Lily Luna glanced at her brothers, until she made direct eye contact with Teddy next to her. He raised his eyebrows jokingly, aware of her knowledge of what went on in her brother’s lives. She had been attending Hogwarts for three years, and was very observant, so it was clear to her that her brother’s were gay.
As Teddy’s eyes shone with a certain mischief, the young girl took it as a challenge.
“Oh, I can invite her for Easter if you want, dad?” The bisexual young one smiled, “I’m sure she’d be delighted, she’s a big fan of not letting people die.”
“Oh,” Harry spluttered, “Yes, okay,” His eyes searched for help from his wife, until realising she was visiting her mother that evening, “Um, anymore confessions?” he carried on jokingly.
“I’m gay,” both of his sons stated in sync, as Teddy Lupin burst out laughing.
Ut Vidi, Ut Perii
Virgil, Eclogue VIII
“When I saw you, how I perished”
(via megaerakles)
There are many good reasons to be salty about Jewish representation in the HP universe but it actually does make sense, given 1991 UK population stats and Hogwarts’ implied size, for there to only be one Jewish Hogwarts student.
“God, how painful it is, being angry.”
— Simone de Beauvoir, tr. by Justin O’Brien, from “The Woman Destroyed,”
Okay but like, The Raven Cycle and like every other YA book out there has given me such unrealistic friendship expectations that I'm bound to be alone forever. I will most likely die by being crushed by my own bookshelf. What a way to go.
Padma sneaking Parvati into Ravenclaw Tower all the time and letting her stay in her dorm room because Parvati is allergic to Crookshanks.
Anthony and Terry arguing over which twin is who because they are known to switch ties all the time just to mess with everyone.
Cho organizing parties after every Quidditch match win or lose. Marietta taking care of food and drinks because she has “connections”.
“Connections” meaning she flirts with the Hufflepuffs because they have a secret easy access to the kitchens.
Luna’s things disappearing and then reappearing around the common room two months later. Her shoes tend to pop up elsewhere though.
Luna having thoughtful Saturday afternoon conversations with The Grey Lady about being dead.
Peeves bouncing around the common room for hours every single Tuesday night without fail and as a result the library stays open two hours longer than usual so the Ravenclaws can study.
Anthony spending more time doodling in his notebook than doing classwork and getting caught by McGonagall.
Su Li having an eagle owl that basically hates everyone and the entire Ravenclaw table knows to duck whenever they see it coming through the Great Hall because if you so much as look at it the wrong way it will go for your hair. Or your breakfast.
Terry never making it back to Ravenclaw Tower before curfew and getting into arguments with the Tower knocker because the questions become twice as difficult after curfew to discourage late night stragglers. Clearly it doesn’t work on him.
Every year after CoS, the Ravenclaws make bets on what sort of shit Harry Potter is going to get himself into. His fifth year Padma made a few Galleons off the fact that Loony Lovegood got mixed up in it.