Butch Transfem Hunter Anyone 👀

ask if something contains any transfemine people/characters whatsoever

"it's got trans characters"

it doesn't have any transfeminine people or characters whatsoever

the conveniently ambiguous "trans" that lets ppl avoid acknowledging there's no transfems.

here's to all of the neurodivergent transfems who never got the chance to be seen as the Weird Little Girls™ we were when we were kids

it’s not necessarily that I hate the themes most prevalent in fiction set in the real world and it’s not necessarily that I don’t like stories revolving around real people or relationship drama or interpersonal issues it’s more like im a dog who doesn’t recognize that a pill is still a pill if it has peanut butter on it. I need like the little peanut butter spoonful that is aliens or robots or monsters or time travel or something fantastical and not at all down to earth real life so that you can approach me and be like “this story is about how friendships can deteriorate over time and also how this guy feels bad for being a bad friend and causing his buddy problems with their girlfriend” and then look at me making a face at you and be like “AND! they’re all aliens who are doing all that across spacetime” and I’ll be like OHHHHHH OKAY YAY (shlop shlap shlup the sound of a dog horking down peanut butter pills) wow what a poignant story

I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????

I mean it truly puts shit into perspective, peanut butter is greatest tool

incredible stuff.

✿ 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐬 ✿

Lay on your back, kick your feet and grab for your tiny toes.

Watch sensory videos on YouTube

Listen to Disney music

babbling to your favourite stufffies

Eat baby snacks like soft crisps/chips, mash potatoes and cut up fruits.

go to a park and get pushed on the swings or waited for at the end of the slide.

Listen to a bedtime story on Spotify or YouTube.

Snuggling up with all your stuffies and blankies and watching some comfort movies

sucking on your thumb/paci

Being a sleepy baby and cuddling and being clingy with everything

Remember, your regression doesn’t need to be all sunshine and rainbows, your still completely valid if it isn’t “stereotypical”!!

The people in the Dimension 20 cast are the funniest people on the planet.

Venli!!

venli