Quicksilvermagpie - Magpie

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and you’re helpfully like “oh yeah don’t drink the tap water, it’s got stuff in it that makes you sick” and then your neighbor you’ve had forever goes “oh they took the stuff out actually” and you’re like “what? when was this?”

“like two years ago”

“you mean i could’ve been drinking the tap water all this time?”

“yeah. they gave us individual mailboxes too finally, you don’t have to dig through the communal bin anymore”

“are you for real right now?? i just redirected my mail, i didnt know”

and the new tennant is like “why did you guys even live here if it was so bad”

“we like it.”

“I kinda miss the communal mail bin tho”

I Saw The TV Glow made me realise that Doctor Who made me non-binary; it being my Pink Opaque.

You can donate to the kickstarter here!

"company erases all evidence of children's cartoon as a tax write-off" "ten tv shows that will be removed from their streaming services right now, forever" "creative production on indefinite pause because the algorithm said so" "game developers forced to leave company they created due to made-up financial reasons" "fully completed film will never be released because their ceo will lose five dollars"

Not only does he have a name now; but also a weapon.

zionists will really say anything to stop you from reminding them that they've murdered 10,000 children in 75 days. you can derail, discourse, distract. we won't forgive or forget what you've made us complicit in.

people who argue for the utility of lolcow gangstalking forums are insane. do you realize how you sound going "there is an unwell person on the internet who could potentially benefit from some form of intervention. for everyone's safety, we are gathering an elite taskforce of nazi pedophiles to turn their life into 24/7 online entertainment for socially maladjusted preteens and adults who dont leave the house enough to realize how banal half the shit this person does really is."

Is this a problem?

Terrible jumper loving Dr who in my head my beloved <3