Quicksilvermagpie - Magpie

JOHN KARKAT WAS A HOAXV??

YOU hates terfs

Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and you’re helpfully like “oh yeah don’t drink the tap water, it’s got stuff in it that makes you sick” and then your neighbor you’ve had forever goes “oh they took the stuff out actually” and you’re like “what? when was this?”

“like two years ago”

“you mean i could’ve been drinking the tap water all this time?”

“yeah. they gave us individual mailboxes too finally, you don’t have to dig through the communal bin anymore”

“are you for real right now?? i just redirected my mail, i didnt know”

and the new tennant is like “why did you guys even live here if it was so bad”

“we like it.”

“I kinda miss the communal mail bin tho”

a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws

Another one. Indigo art collector and critic teetering on the edge of an existential crisis.

Baby-Doll Batman: The Animated Series

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

If the number you got is an even number, vote EVEN, and if its not, vote ODD. If you by some chance got zero, vote ZERO. I'm very curious if this will turn out how I suspect it to.