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4 piano's proceed to fall on your head
Shed your face and reveal thy true self.
After people really seemed to like my take on The Needle, so here's another Balatro Boss personified, The Plant. I didn't understand why it was a run killer until I started doing higher difficulties.
some more!
Falling Piano (Uncommon): +5 Mult, moves to the left after every hand. (When completely at the left, joker will be destroyed.)
3d Joker (Uncommon) [Applies to all of the cards circled in red]
-(When in the middle slot): +5 Mult, +15 Chips.
-(When placed on right side): +30 Chips.
-(when placed on left side): +10 Mult.
Poisoned Jug (Common): +5 Mult per card scored, each card scored loses 1 Chip permanently.
Receipt (Common): Adds a quarter of the Chips of the first hand played in blind to Mult.
Hole (Common): +20 Mult, 1/4 chance to discard all cards from hand.
Blank Joker (Common): Blank Voucher now adds 10 Mult and 25 chips to every hand.
5-Card Joker: (Rare): +120 Mult, takes up 5 joker spaces.
god i love balatro, had to make some jokes
below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)
Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played
Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand
Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands
Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again
Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult
Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)
Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved
Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile
Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects
no they should say pretty colour because of the british
One part of me wants to say "brat album cover" the other part wants to say "pretty colour"
I DON"T BELIEVE Y- wait *scrolls through ur account* ok you right
*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it
we really force-fed this horse loss huh
Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950
eggman's speech but it's preceded by the JR East platform announcement jingle
Dollar tree, I am in urgent need of someone who can work part-time and full-time five days a week in the morning (6:OOAM-10:OOAM) and Evening (5pm-9pm) Impressive Pay. Position available. Apply Now
OH SHI-
i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx
god i love balatro, had to make some jokes
below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)
Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played
Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand
Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands
Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again
Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult
Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)
Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved
Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile
Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects
Found you!!!1!!!11!
hide and seek time!!1!
hide and seek time!!1!