Reblog If Your Inbox Is Always Open For New Members Of The Fandom Who May Be A Little Shy Or Intimidated.

My search history is going to look so weird at the end of the year

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I would like everyone to know that I've written the most deranged thing in my life. It's a Miles Axlerod piss fic

I came up with an amazing idea,

In humanized universes of cars (fics or whatever) Lizzy is hallucinating everybody as cars.

They're humans

But Lizzie mistakes them for cars.

"Now get outta here you racecar!"

"Racecar?"

"Yes, a corvette from what I see. Now out!"

Lizzie has extensive car knowledge despite having terrible memory and hallucinations.

Lightning doesn't believe in being cringe, so you shouldn't either 😀👍

Cringe Culture has been thrown out the window, mowed down by bulldozers and it's as dead as disco.

You see, cringe culture was the kind of thing only someone who accidentally super-glued their pants to the floor would find amusing. It was so out of touch, it couldn't even pick up a WiFi signal in an Apple store. It had all the hilarity of a cat trying to play the tuba while wearing a sombrero made of cheese. Cringe culture was like a karaoke singer who thinks they're nailing it but is actually belting out the national anthem in a foreign language. It was as useful as a screen door on a submarine or a car with square wheels.

Cringe culture was that friend who always showed up to the party wearing a tuxedo and bowling shoes because they thought they were fashionable. It tried to pass off being judgmental as comedy. In the grand scheme, cringe culture was just a gummy bear in a world full of chocolate cakes-utterly toothless. It was the online equivalent of a failed magic trick where the rabbit in the hat turned out to be a dishcloth. Cringe culture peaked at lemonade stand negotiations, tragically unaware that the price was already fixed at one cute smile.

New fic idea to the notes note for ao3 ideas, I won't start it until I've finished the ones I'm working on now.

Here, take part of the idea;

The last part I don't remember adding, don't worry he makes it👍

My friend called me this morning and just started off with no hello or anything.

"You know in Once Upon A Studio where every Disney character comes to life? Where are the Pixar characters?"

"It's just the disney characters, the Pixar characters are probably at Pixar studios."

"They're probably fighting for their life."

"Huh."

"The Pixar characters are in life threatening situations every second in some of their movies. They're probably fighting a monster or something."

"Go to sleep."

And I couldn't stop thinking of how funny the idea was

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A kids movie antagonist:

Ah hah! I have finally achieved my goal, now nobody can stop me!

The main character:

Aight, *checks watch* it's near the end of the movie, time to beat their ass.

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