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dishonored jumpscare

Running list of theories in Dunwall Tower as to who “the mystery twink” is, as created by The Watch:

Someone from Pandyssia (and it turns out Pandyssians are just Like That)

Sister of the Oracular Order with the gift of prophecy that’s disguised as a man and that’s why “he’s” Like That

Sister of the Oracular Order with the gift of prophecy that transitioned into a man and that’s why he’s Like That

Some guy who got in here somehow and no one knows how to get him to leave

A prostitute that’s somehow secured a government position (seriously what does this guy even do other than annoy people and look pretty)

The actual Royal Spymaster (“Lord Corvo is the Spymaster.” “That’s just what they want you to think.”)

A dog taken human form

A curse placed upon Lord Corvo specifically

A curse placed upon Sokolov specifically (most likely by Piero)

A ghost

An actual noble from Tyvia like Lord Corvo said he was (unlikely)

Another of Lord Corvo’s bastard kids (not to insinuate that Empress Emily The Wise, First of Her Name, is in any way a bastard)

Wyman (has anyone seen them in the same room together, honestly)

Collective hallucination caused by the remnants of the plague

The Empress’ boytoy (this is just Wyman again)

Lord Corvo’s boytoy (“It’s not a theory if they’re actually sleeping together.” “Which just means my theory is correct.”)

Brigmore witch???? Maybe????

Masked Felon???? Maybe????

The Outsider (“Are you fucking stupid?”)

The fact that in DotO there is canonically a book that is nothing but corny and (very) poorly disguised corvosider erotica is funny enough on its own, but the fact that it's an actual retelling of Corvo's marking scene from the first game makes me think that it must have been written by one of the only two people present at the time (probably the Outsider because this sounds exactly like something he'd do).

Which is. Probably just about the funniest way to imply that we've moved past the "the inherent and probably accidental erotic undertone of branding someone with your name" stage and straight into the realm of "the Outsider writes explicit fanfiction about himself and Corvo, probably doing the Void-dweller equivalent of giggling while kicking his legs all the while".

Harbinger of war

Uh, honestly a super clear idea came to me outta nowhere, so I had to get it out of my system. Anyways, have Luger while I go back to my work 🙏

1936. Poirot with Jeeves and Wooster with Hastings

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS LOOK

ITS THEM ITS THEM IN ONE PIC AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Sorry this is literally the funniest thing ever

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

Rip to the queen but I can't stop having a fat ass

🤣🤣🤣

Lil Nas X – DREAMBOY. Teaser

Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Funky Fresh Friday my fellow crackers,

Fingers in his mouth friday

"A shepherd dog does not savage the sheep."

"But it wants to."

DH2 beginning, but Daud is the Spymaster javhwbdnl

gonna try to post WIPs 👀

redraw of an old dishonored piece! aka five years of drawing progress

both are inspired by the in game painting of Billie titled "Her Heart I Bathed in Poison"

plus an alt color scheme

Chaos and the Seat of Power

the fairly insane bosses or something. idk i havent watched the show

I have no secrets from my master. My loyalty is without question.

witches

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My friend who doesn't play dishonored sent me a post about it and I started explaining how funny the Abbey is cause the entire religion is "we're going to defeat God with math and music" and they went "sorry that God doesn't vibe with jazz"

Someone mod dishonored so the overseer music boxes play jazz