hugo: i try to avoid using public bathrooms as much as humanly possible but if i absolutely have to i’ll pick whichever one is cleaner and if anyone tries to question me i just scream “IM GONNA THROW UP” as loud as possible and they literally jump like 6 feet out of the way
varian, trying to be nice: you know i really admire how you have clearly never experienced any form of social anxiety in your entire life
Ok I’ll just get rabies on purpose
#im being stabbed from the inside help
I wonder who's hiding under that comically long hounskull- Oh my gar.
Decided to probably name them Edgar. Need my silly pun names.
Lawerence art
Sackgesicht
(n.) Someone who is mean and looks like a testicle.
i feel like i’m going crazy— somebody validate my “varian sees andrew in hugo”
just. cocky, pretentious, self-assured, handsome, not that trustworthy (but varian wants to trust him). he lives with this guy for months. (trapped.) there’s an objective that both he and this guy are trying to achieve. varian would risk his life for him (but would he do the same if varian was in danger?) there’s a sense of waiting. (everything is not quite right.)
is he imagining things, reliving memories he hasn’t gotten over, or is history repeating itself? (time is a flat circle.)
Jimmy Fuck Popcorn
Wow you can actually sit down and write a story without checking social media or getting a snack every ten seconds?
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Loser
my dash rn is just . 🥰
"Alpha Male" brand podcast with these guys.