If I can’t have that I’ll have a glass of botulinum toxin
Ok I’ll just get rabies on purpose
#im being stabbed from the inside help
VAT7K COSPLAYS!!!
Varian and Hugo say hi from con :)
been watching kitchen nightmares
Let's just say that my "Varian has scars from his experiments" headcanon doesn't come out of nowhere
i don’t know how anyone does the childhood friends to lovers thing. if you knew me when i was 12 you need to die
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
25 cents extra for the razzle dazzle the dolls may bring to your life
Only cowards wanna save that quarter
i enjoy varigo in the sense that like varian is my beautiful baby girl and i tolerate his ugly boyfriend because ig he makes him happy or something
"Alpha Male" brand podcast with these guys.