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do you hate the French as much as I do?

Woah mama I don't hate anyone except wizards

"Thigh Light Zone" sounds like a Twilight Zone themed Drag show.

>grandma baking cookies

>smells really good

>wait forever for them to be done imagining how delicious theyll be

>one hour later finally ready

>take bite

>cinnamon sweet with a delightful unexpected crunch

>"these are great grandma what kind of cookies are these"

>Theyre wasp surprise

He's right. There really is nothing as special and as human as kindness. Especially now, especially in a world where kindness is punished and hate rewarded. The moral of tonights story is this: kindness shines brightest in the darkest of time's, in our world and in... The Twilight Zone.

elvis do you believe it's important to be kind in a world that isn't

Woah mama it's the only thing that's important

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

imagine a cigarette

In the beginning, God created Humans, mostly just for the heck of it. Humans, wanting to understand what they come from, in turn created God. God did not enjoy being created, and in turn retaliated with the creation of Sin. Humans, now out of their 'adorable newborn phase' and more in the 'rebellious teen phase' decided to Sin as much as possible to make God's creation of sin meaningless. In doing so, all Humans died, since Humanity and Sin could only exist together. But of course, since Humanity was gone, so now was God.

Creation begats destruction, both in your world and in... The Twilight Zone.

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

Ever written your name in wet cement?

Never my name, no.