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and then they adopted each other and lived happily ever after, the end (HA)
so yeah, go watch Nimona, it's great
Alright, the way this reminds me of my own relationship with myself pre & post transitioning— Past!Nimona being more reserved and cautious, Present!Nimona being feral, confident, and a little bit unhinged, a subtly protective body positioning behind Past!Nimona— it just hit. This hits. I'm crying.
oh the misery, everybody wants to be my enemy ...
How did Ballister and Ambrosius get together in the movie, in your eyes?
Me too
I'm Nimona
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP HOLY SHIT WOW OKAY, THANKS TUMBLR, LOVE Y'ALL TOO
i am going to throw myself out of a window
“Did you see the way that little girl looked at me? Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em.” “We have to get you out of here. Over the wall. We won’t stop until we find some place safe, okay? We’ll go. Together. No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.” “You changed the way you see me... Didn’t you?
NIMONA (2023), based on the comic by ND Stevenson, who came out as transgender in 2022
Here's a bunch of anti memes (the best type of memes)
there is a special place in my heart to those who mix up my pronouns even when i’m not around to hear it. you don’t go unnoticed and even if it’s the bare minimum it makes me happy so thank you :)
Gender is crazy what do you mean I can’t compute
Crash
one important thing that Must be understood about interpersonal relationships is that you have to stop interacting with people who love you like they’re one slip-up away from leaving you. you have to trust that the ppl you love mean what they say. you have to believe that when they say “this hurt my feelings,” that they’re also saying, “can you please love me this other way next time?” and you have to wrap your head around the fact that even if you don’t understand Why someone loves you, you can accept that that they do. true, honest, & open love does not function like hp in a video game !!!!!!
There’s something so nice about how cats have always been the center of the internet. I don’t think there has ever been a time where you cannot easily find a silly photo of a cat on the internet
all these polls.. deciding the #1 sexyman.. the #1 Tumblr woman... the bug who wins the race... but have you ever wondered... what's the #1 Tumblr ship?
in this 6 week competition, we're going to pit the best against the best, starting with week 1! place your bets and don't delay!
each voting time will span a week each, starting on Sunday, February 5th!
winners will be drawn by me, having a dinner date at olive garden.
(please reblog this, spread the word about this competition! i want everyone to have a fun time!)
All participating ships below the cut:
Achilles x Patroclus vs. Nico Di Angelo x Will Solace
Tara x Darcy vs. Adrien x Marinette
Fred x Daphne vs. My Little Pony Polycule
Snufkin x Moomintroll vs. Will Graham x Hannibal Lecter
Vi x Caitlyn vs. Uhura x Chapel
Goncharov x Andrey vs. Venom x Eddie Brock
Deku x Uraraka vs. Klavier Gavin x Apollo Justice
Nick Nelson x Charlie Spring vs. Langa x Reki.
Firestar x Sandstorm vs. Reigen Arataka x Serizawa Katsuya
Princess Bubblegum x Marceline vs. Bowser x Luigi.
Spock x Kirk vs. Merlin x Arthur
Prince Sideon x Link vs. Aziraphel x Crowley
Todoroki x Deku vs. Steve x Bucky.
Tony the Tiger x The Grinch vs. Eda x Raine.
Edward Teach x Stede Bonnet vs. Ruby x Sapphire
Karkat x Dave vs. Catra x Adora.
Luz x Amity vs. Percy x Annabeth.
Miles Edgeworth x Phoenix Wright vs. Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn.
Rouis x Legoshi vs. Miles Morales x Gwen Stacy
Katya x Sophia vs. Viktor x Jayce.
Rey x Kylo Ren vs. The Onceler x The Onceler.
Susie x Noelle vs. Franziska Von Karma x Maya Fey.
Undyne x Alphys vs. Tao x Elle.
Dean x Castiel vs. Hunter x Willow
Alex Fierro x Magnus Chase vs. Sans Undertale x Y/n.
Velma x Daphne vs. Ritsu x Shou.
Cecil x Carlos vs. Zagreus x Thanatos
Bakugo x Kirishima vs. Ava Silva x Sister Beatrice
Korra x Asami vs. Deku x Bakugo.
Viktor Nikiforov x Yuuri Katsuki vs. Mob x Teru.
Mabel Pines x Pacifica Northwest vs. Fred x Shaggy.
Sherlock Holmes x John Watson vs. Sans Undertale x Reigen Arataka
My brothers. Sisters. Kin.
Covenant of the Blood God, we have been called to arms.
Let our Voices rise in raucous cacophony.
Tomorrow, our fallen King is to be pitted against a fearsome foe.
But Technoblade never dies.
This trial shall not conquer us.
It is in our incorporeal will, to reach this victory.
Do not let Scar triumph.
Funny
Mi amado Ranboo
You should chug a bottle of vinegar, just to mark it down as something you did: a leverage above others, a bragging right, the greatest moment of regret you’ve faced and finally… motivation knowing the pain has a low chance of getting worse
Can you repeat that but instead of repeating it say something completely different thank you
Y'all, why is Pinterest the gateway app? It's either Twitter or Tumblr if you start on Pinterest. Eventually the Pinterest user goes, "welp. guess I should probably at least check out the source of all this stolen shit." And then they get sucked in and install whichever app they think is more worth their time. Everyone who ends up here has at least interacted with Pinterest, right? How many of us came from Pinterest because it started giving you stolen Tumblr posts?
Zuko: Sokka I still can't believe master Piandao trained you. Did you get to make your own sword as well?
Sokka: yes I did! At first I was scared it wouldn't work, but I'm glad he allowed me to use the meteorite for it!
Zuko: ... i'm sorry did you say meteorite?
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Toph: it was such a coincidence running into your uncle in ba sing se.
Zuko: yea, it was very weird for him being back, y'know, since he kinda laid a 100 day seige on the city a few years prior
Toph, who hadn't connected the two dots until now: ... THE DRAGON OF THE WEST??
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Aang: Katara... you sound like Jet
Zuko, who definitely knows a guy named Jet:
Katara: this is different. Jet attacked the innocent.
Zuko, now suspecting they were talking about the same Jet:
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Zuko: how did toph even end up becoming a pro wrestler?
Aang: she did it to escape from her oppressive parents
Zuko: oh, that sucks
Aang: yeah, those beifongs sure were strict with her
Zuko, who probably has knowledge of the aristocracy in the other nations: THE BEIFONGS???
and of course the classic
technodad will happily obliterate any and all of you fake technoblade merch sites
Date someone who understands you're a work in progress but still adores you for the absolute fucking masterpiece that you already are.
I LOVE THIS
turtle hatching is exciting business
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
Asexual moment: I didn't realize the song "Love Me Like You Do" by Ellie Goulding had anything to do with intercourse until this year
This
hey shout out of recognition and validation to all the queer people who didn’t exhibit many queer behaviors or have queer many experiences when they were young!! shout out to trans women and trans men who didn’t feel bad about or uncomfortable with their AGAB when they were younger and didn’t gravitate toward the “opposite side of things”. shout out to nonbinary and genderfluid ppl who felt content with their AGAB all of their childhood or even teen years. shout out to lesbians who didn’t have any crushes on girls growing up and liked traditionally feminine things and shout out to gay men who didn’t have any crushes on boys growing up and liked traditionally masculine things. shout out to bi and pan and omni people who only had hetero attractions growing up. shout out to aros and aces who thought they experienced crushes or attraction or whatever while growing up and didn’t feel excluded by being surrounded by allo people. shout out to literally any queer people who didn’t “show the signs” growing up because that can make you feel invalidated or worried that you’re faking it and you shouldn’t feel worried about that! When we say that everyone’s journey and experience is different, that includes you!! Happy pride month <3
doing my damnedest to free myself of the “just gotta get through this week” “only x more days til the weekend” mindset & learn to appreciate each day for whatever it is lest i be driven to madness