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Say it with me y’all

Waiters get most of their money from tips 👏🏼👏🏼

Waiters get most of their money from tips 👏🏼👏🏼

If you stay at my table for an hour

And only leave me one dollar

How am I gonna pay my bills with that shit 👏🏼👏🏼

Actually kinda cool cause I haven’t been able to write a song about anyone other than my parents in like a year and a half

😌😳😃🤨😕😞😔☹️🤔😃☝🏻

📝🎵🎶😩

😌

Is Luca the best character in Pixar??

Luca isn’t even the best character in Luca

Exhibit A:

Alberto Scorfano has more confidence in his “humaning” skills than I do.

Someone: talking about women generally or as a social class

Me: this includes me

Someone: refers to me specifically as a woman

Me: now hold on,

Me if we ever fell in love and then you left me because you just lost feelings 🤩

i'm such a "no no, it's okay" person with tears in eyes

I love George Harrison with every fiber of my being.

(Source: @WIYElondon podcast, reposted by @Calvbetton via Twitter)

So none of y'all were going to tell me about the time George literally did THE MOST to prank Phil Collins?!??!? 😭😭😭

I’d like to personally congratulate the US government on their ownership of my existence. Im an absolute gem, I know. You’re welcome.

My dad: “This is a CHRISTIAN family and WE don’t believe in astrology in this family.”

Also my dad: “I’m an Aries 😌✨🌸🧚🏽‍♂️🔮”

Oh here we are