Latest Posts by soupgoescronch - Page 2

wtf are y’all talking about? look at these shitheads :)

Trying to draw buildings

They’re okay now. 

- Based on this comic!

There's a post I saw a while ago about where fantasy races get their children. It was like, dwarfs carve their children out of stone, goblins steal their children, elves find random animals and teach them until they reach elven intelligence... And I think that's how children work on the dream smp. You could do it the old fashioned way, or you can teach a fox how to talk until it's at human intelligence, you can cast a baby out of gold and wait for it to start moving on its own or you can terraform a mountain and call it a baby until it walks away, you can find any random mob, object, or land form and just, it's your baby now, it'll start walking and talking soon.

oh my god everybody shut the fuck up and unfollow me, i want to be alone with this person and discuss worldbuilding with them

okay so ranboo was playing gorn and i started think about gladiator ranboo and then i started making gladiator ranboo and wait hold on where are you going come back-

(reblog pls&thx!!!)

I've legit seen folks (mainly some c!techno apologists who try to argue that his character HAS experienced the narrative consequences everyone else wants him to) claim that c!Wilbur has "never been punished" and "always got what he wanted." And that take... Just baffles me. Because...

Are you speaking in narrative terms? Are you saying the narrative itself has never punished Wilbur? Because might I direct you to the fact that: Every harebrained scheme the man has ever concocted has ended in disaster. Every time he takes any action, the narrative curbstomps him with consequences. Oh? He thinks he can have an innocent drug van? He and his friends are targeted with violence from the police. He thinks he can achieve safety through a loophole by making his own nation? He thinks that, if challenged, he can just ignore the threat of war until it goes away? His opposition destroys the land, continuously brutally attacks them, uses an inside man to kill them while their guard is lowered, and generally grinds his men into the dust and would have succeeded in their attempts to snuff out their rebellion had Tommy not made a great personal sacrifice. He tries to hold a one-party election to get a firm grasp on authority? Political opponents spring up and challenge him, the man he brought in for an endorsement runs against him and wins and kills and exiles him. He tries to find peace in death? Hellish Train Limbo.

This man fucking breathes wrong and the narrative is like "hmmmm. I think. He needs to suffer some consequences for that." (Which I love)

Or maybe you're talking about the idea that he was "escaping consequences" with his death? That he wanted to die and so him committing assisted suicide isn't really a consequence or a punishment? And to that not only may I again direct you back to "the man wanted to find peace in death only to find himself trapped in a hellish train limbo," but also... Is that really how you see suicide? When someone commits suicide, do you not feel anything negative about it because "well, they wanted to die, so they just got what they wanted?" I'd hope bet no. I'd hope bet you still feel bad for folks who kill themselves, you still think that dying-- even by suicide, even if that's what the person "wanted"-- is something bad. I'd hope bet you still recognize that the emotional state leading up to a person committing suicide is one of great suffering. So why is Wilbur any different? Why is his suffering suddenly erased, his death made out to be a positive for him or a grand success, just because "well, he wanted to die. He got what he wanted"?

Like sure. Wilbur wasn't executed or imprisoned for his crimes. But is that the only way you can conceptualize punishment? Consequences? Does it have to be systemic or connected to a government to matter? And just because it wasn't, does that mean Wilbur was not punished enough? Did not suffer enough? Did not experience the harsh consequences of his actions?

And hmmm. Doesn't that sound... familiar, actually? Doesn't that sound like... a certain self-destructive mentally ill man's own views on himself? Doesn't that sound like the mindset of a man desperate for punishment, a man who is being framed within the text as showcasing his self-harming traits-- as being incorrect-- in expressing that mindset?

can we all stop with the whole “wilbur streamed as damage control” thing cuz like,, man doesn’t even check twitter i doubt he even knew discourse was happening. as someone who also doesn’t check twitter i didn’t know there was discourse until like 5 minutes ago ok thanks bye

So heres my theory about Tubbos house being some form of haunted, just based off of my knowledge of Tubbo and Ranboo and not my knowledge of horror

Tubbo watched a bunch of local 58 videos, then didnt sleep that night. Thats when his weird creepy nightmares started, where sometimes they would still feel real or carry on after he woke up.

Then Ranboo got to the UK, after a month, Tubbo said he stopped having those creepy dreams, but then Ranboo said he had a dream where he realistically felt like he got stabbed, and died.

Ranboo got kind of sick, then spotted "something" outside near the tree, soon after Tubbo had been out there on the swing, he could see it through the window but when he grabbed his phone and went out to take a picture of it, it was gone. Alot of people said he Let it in.

That same night Ranboo kept Tubbo awake when he was yelling and banging on the wall in his sleep, he also said creepy cryptic things such as "Welcome Boys and Girls" and "it feels like theres a thousand gloves"

For the next few days Ranboo got more and more sick, getting red spots on his arm, describing it as a "zombie arm" before he got better.

Now its awfully quiet

hi i’m back i haven’t drawn in a week

fuck hero sbi aus with vigilante tommy, gimme vigilante sbi with hero tommy

tommy, a new hero, just trying to help people and be glorious: hey this system is kinda fucked and i hate it

sbi, some of the most infamous vigilantes in the world: [kills a powerful villain, no regard for hero protocol or law]

tommy: i'm gonna bother the shit out of you guys

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

{reblogs help the artist}

For anyone who joined the fandom “late” and doesn’t know all the lore, or those simply wanting to re-watch it

Theres this channel on youtube called BlueberryTV who has been uploading all the Dream SMP stuff in order FROM THE VERY BEGINNIGN OF THE SERVER, and cutting it down into mostly 20-40 minute videos, showing funny highlights, important lore bits, and all the POVs

as of the date posting this (18th April) the channel isnt even up to the pogtopia arc, and it posts videos every few days, so you can easily watch-along as new videos are released without feelign overwhelmed with having to catch up on hours and hours of lore

they also do videos of Tales From The SMP and also some summary videos etc etc

i just figured id share this, because this is a whole lot of work, well made and edited, and also its easily-digestible for people who want to see older content from the smp for whatever reason

Hello my name is Dispenser of Provisions, God is my Oath, Wetlands

all my followers are in a parasocial relationship with me, and by parasocial i mean they really want to beat me up

GOD HES SO PRETTY!

If anyone can tell me what chapter this panel is from it will b greatly appreciated <3

parents, please be consistent and communicate clearly, in advance, when it comes to household chores. 

kids should be helping with chores in a shared household (and learning how to be self-sufficient in the future). but! kids also deserve to have their free time respected by not having chores sprung on them unexpectedly. and assigning them chores at random just encourages them to isolate themselves from the family. talk with them in advance about what’s expected–setting & respecting clear boundaries will make you both happier.

fuck you *uncrunches your cinnamon toast*

ADHD RATS DISCORD

ADHD Rats is a discord server that accepts all lovely rats between the ages of 13 and 15 who have ADHD (or self diagnose ADHD). We aim to make it a fun, safe, welcoming and chill place where you can talk about your experiences with ADHD and about your life in general with people who can relate to it, as well as a place where you can make friends.

We have plenty of channels to talk about your interests, your hyperfixations, your struggles and anything and everything that might come to your mind. Hope you stop by and check our server out! :D

DISCLAIMER: We are very adamant about our age boundary, so if you are younger than 13, please respect that you can’t join yet and don’t lie about how old you are. If you are older than 15, you can either join ADHD Crew (the parent server to this one- the age limit is 16-19) or you can join ADHD Vibes (no age limit).

ADHD RATS INVITE LINK: https://discord.gg/vBPvmYh8G5

13-15 age limit, have to have or self diagnose adhd

ADHD CREW INVITE LINK: https://discord.gg/CHMqdg9

16-19 age limit, have to have or self diagnose adhd

ADHD VIBES INVITE LINK: https://discord.gg/zc8NcCY

all ages, have to have or self diagnose adhd 

Okay hi tumblr..,..

What’s up. I have OCD and anxiety, and here on tungl dot com, there is a nice little type of post that makes my blood pressure flip the fuck out every time, and it’s those “if you are reading this [x]” / “reblog and [y] will happen” type reblog memes

You know the ones: money cat, lucky xyz post, that sort of shit. The revival of old school yahoo viral email chains. Even immunity rabbit or whatever – same premise. Anything that says, ‘By reading or reblogging this post, you are activating some specific effect.’

Basically, most people can probably ignore them easily if they don’t like them; but others, especially those with particular psychological conditions (aka, ME) can actually suffer stress responses to posts like this. Obsessive-compulsive, schizophrenic spectrum, anxious, paranoid, magical thinking type disorders especially can see a superstitious post and have it automatically activate an anxious or compulsive reaction, because to the brain, it’s like a new rule/parameter has suddenly been introduced to your environment without warning. Now suddenly, whatever atypical structures frame your brain function have to accommodate for an alien factor. <- I don’t know if any of this really makes sense; it’s hard to articulate in a NT-accessible manner, but hopefully the general gist comes through.

Anyway. So far it’s been basically impossible for me (and therefore, I presume, others as well) to avoid posts like this, because they don’t tend to have any sort of universally recognized term to tag warn for. As a result I’m basically always playing Russian roulette with my dashboard.

A while ago, I asked tweeter followers to vote on the best thing to call these, and most agreed that ‘superstitious posts’ was fitting. So now I’m asking tomblr users to consider making my life and others’ lives easier and less stressful in One Easy Step:

Please

tag for #superstitious posts !

It would... honestly make a big difference if this were standardized and I will be eternally grateful ❤️😪

(Ok & encouraged for ppl to reblog this!!!)

5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps! 

why . why did my undertale hyperfixation come 5 years late

why 

Shine on forever Shine on benevolent sun Shine down upon the severed Shine until the two become one Divided, withering away Divided, withering away Shine down upon the many Light our way, benevolent sun

“decorative object” is so vague I love it….I want to be a decorative object….blow me into a tiny glass crystal ball embedded atop a golden snail and sell me on anthropologie.com for $32 free shipping on orders $50+

Ok speaking about how fantastic the power of imagination is - I have a little trick I like to use. I use this in all kinds of situations when things aren’t bad per se but they’re not great either - when I’m under-stimulated, when I can’t motivate myself to study, when I hate whatever social situation I have to participate in, when I’m mildly dissociating, when I feel unhappy to be around a bunch of people, when I’m feeling huge discontent from what I’m meant to be doing, when I feel I can’t be myself or otherwise have to hide (homophobic environment etc), when I’m hyperactive but still might just get something done, when I’m just really bored - 

It’s called I am the con artist. It goes like this.  

You are the protagonist of a camp high-flying fantasy/spy/steampunk/cyberpunk/swashbuckling novel, and you’re about to pull off your biggest heist yet. Everything before this was leading up to this one. Your people are in place, waiting for your signal - your fingers brush against the hilt of your sword - a smile, disconcerting, plays at the edge of your lips. Everything is ready. If you can just get through the next ten minutes, the next hour - it will all be worth it. The stakes have never been higher. Until then, you just have to blend in.

And you look around, and think: how can I pull this off?

It works a treat. Yes, you’re still disillusioned writing your essay - but you are a disillusioned scholar, pen weary in hand by the light of candlelight, hearing the rain battering against the panes of glass. Underneath the library are vaults full of riches you can only dream of. You just need to wait, quill scratching, until the stroke of midnight. 

Bored of learning vocabulary? That’s not a luxury you have. The king’s eldest heir you will kidnap speaks fluent French; and if you will pull off the pretence for even ten minutes at the masquerade later tonight, you need to convince. 

Feeling overwhelmed, an imposter, like you don’t belong? Well, as a member of the underground syndicate masquerading as a noble, you are. You have flattered and talked your way into the highest circles of society, and the decadence of the ball-rooms and the ever-flowing wine makes you sick. They will rue the day they ever crossed you. 

Hate making small-talk and dressing up? Of course you do. You’re the city’s best squid tamer, and you know poisons like no-one else. And under your dress are poison daggers strapped to your thigh, dipped in the venom of the squid. All you have to do is wait for the signal: the code-word from the man to your left, and the mark’s life will be cut short. 

Can’t be arsed to work out? There is no other option if your plan to infiltrate the ambassador’s elite bodyguards is to succeed. You can scale buildings, sure - but if you are pretending to be a graduate of the kingdom’s best school for martial artists, you need to be more than that. 

Why not use your imagination for protection and fun? If your workout is running up stairs and you pretend you’re chasing a dragon, why shouldn’t you use the same logic for studying or social situations? 

I am the con artist. Melissa is a lie. Evil Chenxi out.

Attention, ADHDers who have a hard time brushing their teeth

Download Pokemon Smile. You don't need to know jack shit about (or even especially like) Pokemon to use it, and it is free. You only need a functional front-facing camera and the ability to read (or someone with you who can).

You pick a starter Pokemon and then, as you brush your teeth, the Pokemon battles purple plaque clouds in a little mouth setting for you. It uses your front-facing camera and some AR to see how you're brushing and tells you where to brush and for how long. It shows you yourself as you brush and puts a chosen hat on your head.

A wild Pokemon obscured by the clouds appears partway through and your Pokemon cleans it off as you brush.

At the end, it lets you throw a Pokéball in an effort to catch it, which you have an increasingly better chance at successfully doing the better and better you brush!

You also win little hats that get put on your head while you brush!

You can adjust settings for the amount of time it has you brushing, what hat you're wearing, and things like that. It is friendly to people of all ages and addresses that children should be surpervised. Best of all, when it asks for your gender at the very start, it has a "something else" option! It's trans- and nonbinary-friendly!

Anyway, download it. It's been EXTREMELY helpful for my QPP @awkward-blunt-miserableatbest and I.

i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

I just want to remind everyone that it was Deku hitting that sludge fucker in the eye with his backpack that made the villain ease up, something that any of the 6ish pro heroes on the scene could have fucken done at any fucken point.

That was a calculated move, Deku was not being entirely reckless. He moved before he had a plan yes but he had the know how to back that impulse up.

Also the main reason why the pros were hesitating was because of Bakugos explosions, which he drop almost as soon as he realized Deku was heading for him, then the backpack hit the villain and Bakugo got what was probably his first full breaths of free air in several minutes and was able to regroups himself while Deku continued try to keep his airway free

Inconclusion, Bakugo most certainly would have died without Deku that day and those pros on scene weren’t worth the spandex wasted on their costumes 😤

You try hitting wiggle target while running through fire towards your dying friend and land the blow, then tell me that was all pure impulse

Either Deku is as naturally born for heroism as AM is made out to be or he’s practiced his moves more than this fandom gives him credit for