Cross Tagging Is So Annoying !!!! Like That's Not What I Want Its Something Barely Similar Mostly And

i'm the goblin who eats the books when you put them in the return slot at the library. every book you've ever checked out has been a forgery i typed out from memory and printed on the xerox machine and put back into circulation. i've written more books than james patterson

jellyfish are so it. brainless and ethereal

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

my bones fucking hurt i wish i had none

Cryptid of the Day: Giant Ants

Description: Greek historian Herodotus reported stories of fox-sized ants in the deserts of Persia around 484-425 BC. Giant ants have also been reported in China’s Yangtze Valley in around the 1st century. It theorizes that what people saw back then was just red marmots. 

me: you're the only one that truly gets me

the raccoon stuck upside down under my porch:

all sorts of echoes in these caverns

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

Clear-ish collection of things I’ve found that people have left behind or lost

he’s here…he’s even on my 3ds screen. I hope you can meet him soon.