In your Addison lore it shows that Addison chicks get pigmentation the more they grow, but Spamton never really develop his pigmentation. Is he a rare case or are there other white addisons.
i have a couple thoughts about this! i had the idea that spamton somehow was left to go out in the world too early, and since he didn’t know how to properly advertise yet he couldn’t sell things and make money, which is part of an addisons diet. addisons live off of light, but they need payment to stay healthy, they don’t actually digest money it’s probably some part of their cybernetics and transactions of money power their inner workings
if spammy left home too early and couldnt sell things properly, he would have a deficiency of this important part of an addisons diet and have stunted growth and color, causing him to be a little shorter than the other addisons as well as staying hatchling white, which only made his ability to sell products worse (people are attracted to brightly colored flashy addisons, not a plain white one). also this could explain why spamton is so obsessed with making money, since he has an unintentional craving to get the proper stuff he needs to grow. this probably is rare in addisons but not unheard of, there are definitely a few other white addisons around.
(also for an angst possibility, maybe he got abandoned and left to fend for himself too early on purpose? :[[ )
also, this could just be a random color mutation unrelated to going out in the world too early that makes addisons less successful at selling cuz they would be less flashy, and it’s rarer since it actually causes them trouble at their job. but i like the money malnutrition better
at first i was on team “spamton dies after the neo fight” but i cannot deny the comedic possibilities that come with him sticking around as a glasses ghost
LET THE LIGHT COME IN / DAMN YOU TO HELL
Honestly, what if Spamton was still practically feral before shit went down. He's just doing weird shit one day and someone's like "we're sorry, we think he was damaged by corruption or something," and the Addisons are just "no, he was always batshit, now it's just more obvious."
PLEASE he’s just. been this way the entire time!! being on the phone just made it worse
spamton is the ruler of everything
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