Aight Imma Start Calling You (yes, YOU) Chat. Saying Hey Guys At The Start Of Each Post Does Not Hit

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

Chat, Imma start anwsering all my no reply emails, get ready for some real disruprion of world order. Get ready to look out the window and see that shot from Fight Club (1999) with the exploding buildings.

It's gonna be wild I'm telling you

compilation

Wait but who here in Spain charging 27$ for an assasination?

Asking fro a friend of course

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Ugh, I'm such an archetype

The other day I was thinking about all my fandoms and realized

Deltarune kings be like

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Alright chat listen here

So Wario and Waluigi's past is kept really ambiguous, so here's my 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑹𝒀

These two dudes literally met in the Mario tennis 64 tournament. Like Waluigi was just some italian dude that absolutely LOATHED some goofy plumber, so much so that he got in the game out of spite and in the waiting room ran into the funniest yellow man.

Because it's tumblr I'll say they became lovers shortly after

I believe everybody else is unreasonably indifferent about plant nurseries, actually

going to a plant nursery tomorrow and am unreasonably excited about that