What If You Wore A Shirt That Featured A Picture Of You Trying To Claw Your Way Out Of The Shirt With

The post is funny as it is, the tags make it golden honestly

Balatro would be a restricted 18+ game in Gotham. Not for gambling though.

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So Wario and Waluigi's past is kept really ambiguous, so here's my 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑹𝒀

These two dudes literally met in the Mario tennis 64 tournament. Like Waluigi was just some italian dude that absolutely LOATHED some goofy plumber, so much so that he got in the game out of spite and in the waiting room ran into the funniest yellow man.

Because it's tumblr I'll say they became lovers shortly after

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I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

Trying to hold my laughter in chemistry

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Today I nutted in girlfriend, today was a good day.

This is the best thing I've ever seen

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right