Dont Mind Me💆‍♀️

meeting perona

in which you meet the girl that had to deal with zoro for two years and surprisingly get along

artists. zoro roronoa x gn!reader ft. wing woman!perona

genre. fluff, comedy

warnings. none except slight spoilers

notes. perona is so different from me and my likes, but i just wanna talk with her and make fun of everyone together <3 LIKE WHEN THE STRAW HAT CREW REUNITES, JUST IMAGINE SEEING HER AND TAKING ABOUT HOW IDIOTIC ZORO IS😩✋🏼

“zoro?! since when did you learn directions?!” you asked, surprised to see the swordsman. he was the first from the crew that you saw.

“oh shut up y/n!” he angrily yelled back, a tick mark clear on his forehead. “for the record, i came here early so that ghost girl doesn’t get lost.”

you tilt your head to the side, “ghost girl?”

all of a sudden, you see a pink haired girl with an umbrella smacking him in the head. “me? getting lost?! don’t play with me, idiotic swordsman!”

you were surprised to see it was perona, who you thought was with gecko moria. however, this time felt different with her. you let out a laugh, catching their attention, “i knew you couldn’t get here by yourself, moss brains!”

perona also let out a laugh, “you can’t believe how many times he’d gone the wrong direction!”

your smile reached your eyes, happy to have someone to talk to about the idiotic swordsman. “now, perona was it? how was it being with this idiot for two whole years?”

“ugh i can’t believe i’ve had to deal with him for so long!” perona groaned, both of you completely forgetting zoro and ignored his yelling for you two to stop. “you’d point at the direction and he’d go the wrong way!”

you nodded along with her, “i made him a map and he went the opposite way! and i know he’s lying when he says my drawing skills suck!”

“he blames on me for getting ‘lost’. ugh i’m so glad he’s leaving!” perona let out a groan before looking at you apologetically, “just thinking about being on your crew makes it feel like my ghost went through me.”

the two of you continue talking, laughing at the times zoro’s idiocy had made you two want to give up on life itself. zoro tried to yell at both of you to stop, his face blushing bright red from embarrassment.

after a few hours of making fun of the green haired boy, you had to go and get some shopping done and left the two together at the bar.

perona gave zoro a smirk, making the swordsman glare at her. “what do you want now?”

“y’know, your eye scar looks dumb.” perona comments, zoro angrily yelling at her but she continued, “but y/n said you looked cooler. so i guess it’s not that dumb.”

zoro blushed at the compliment. although he didn’t hear you say it, the thought of you saying it made his face feel all warm and fuzzy. “s-shut up.”

“so they’re the infamous y/n i’ve heard you talk about.” perona noted, smirking once more, “no wonder you haven’t shot your shot. they’re too good for you.”

zoro angrily walked up to her, about to hit her head, until she made a ghost appear and go through him. he dropped to his forearms and knees, mumbling the words, “i don’t even deserve to be buried under dirt. i’m below it.”

“you really are hopeless— anyway, even though you don’t deserve the wonderful y/n, they seem to take an attraction to you, i don’t know how, but shoot your shot, i know you can make it.” the pink haired smiled.

the voy looked at the ghost girl, surprised of her words and ignoring her comments. “maybe you’re not so bad, pinky.”

“shut the hell up, idiot!”

perona laughed in her head, happy that there was someone that was able to deal with the greenette. over the two years, the two had grown close despite their arguments and formed a sibling bond. not to mention the fact she doesn’t have to deal with his crappy instincts.

“make sure to make me your bridesmaid, ‘kay zoro?”

“sure— wait, hey! don’t go around making my wedding plans!”

i mean, as long as y/n’s the one i’m marrying, i could care less. he thought, shaking his head before chasing the ghost girl with a red face, embarrassed from her teasing.

fates collide

#02 terms and conditions

# FUN FACT

— yuuji and atsumu immediately spammed akaashi’s phone, wondering if he thinks they actually share the same brain cell they definitely do

— kuroo had the idea for months, and then told kenma and tsukki about a month ago

— if you click on kenma’s message, it actually takes you to a terms and conditions page

— akaashi and shimizu found it funny so they decided not to text

— the group chat has been up for 3 months, and even though y/n created the gc, kuroo wanted to say the last line

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fates collide

#00.25 intro | Athletic Nerds

# FUN FACTS

— the reason why there are so many comments in tsukki’s twt is bc the 1st and 2nd years of the karasuno vbc unofficially agreed to always argue there the 3rd years try to contain them

— y/n would unfollow kenma every time he beats her in a game this time, it was Among Us

— akaashi and kuroo are the only ones who actually keeps their matching banners with their team tsukishima didn’t like that hinata and kageyama were in the team’s banner

the volleyball idiots ┊ masterlist ┊ next

fates collide

## the masterlist

IN WHICH y/n l/n moves back to miyagi and lives with her ‘cousin’ and attend a new school. with the struggle of moving and trying to get good grades, she seeks help. she goes to tooru — who’s too wrapped in volleyball and his own problems to help her, so he goes to his bestfriend — who somehow shares the same dream job as her.

pairing. iwaizumi hajime x reader

genre. fluff, humor

status. started 25/06/21 | ongoing | taglist

schedule. inconsistent :P

warnings. foreshadowing of manga spoilers, swearing, sexual jokes (use of daddy from the volleyball idiots™), triggering subjects specified in chapter

an. ignore the time stamps, I make most of the chapters during ungodly hours.

#00 intro | athletic nerds • volleyball idiots

#01 lego bath

#02 terms and conditions

#03 tbd

#04 tbd

#05 tbd

little family

in which zoro gets jealous of a tiny raccoon dog for unintentionally stealing his s/o’s attention

artists. roronoa zoro x gn! reader ft platonic! chopper

genre. very fluffy

warnings. none

notes. why is it that when when it’s just a random 3 am thought, i get carried away but when it’s anyone else i have a writer’s block like idk what English is

zoro glared at the blue nosed reindeer currently sat on his s/o’s lap. you two were just sitting somewhere on deck while he just finished his work outs at the crows nest up above.

he couldn’t make out what you two were saying, but both your laughters could be heard from where he was. zoro obviously knew neither of you had any other intentions, he just can’t help that he was the one with you.

he could see chopper had a book, most likely either a medical book or storybook — it could be a combination of both. you seemed to be the one reading and explaining to the little reindeer, occasionally pointing at the pages, so zoro assumed it was some type of storybook.

as much as the green haired liked the sight of you getting along with chopper so well, he wanted your attention. so, he asked you the best way he could.

by not asking.

zoro climbed down from the crows nest, only giving you a glance when you’d greeted him. when you noticed he was going the other way, you tilt your head in confusion before finally realizing what he’d wanted.

you picked up chopper from under his arms, surprising him and accidentally dropping the book.

“oh shoot, sorry, chopper.” you apologize, attaching chopper to your hip with one arm while you pick up the book with the other. “let’s go sit with roro, is that okay?”

chopper understood what your intentions were and happily nodded, “yeah! the more the merrier!”

you chuckle with him, walking towards the aquarium, one of your favorite parts about the thousand sunny.

upon walking in, you notice it was only zoro in the booth, and you assume everyone else was either in the kitchen or their respective work rooms. zoro looked over, surprised to see chopper attached to your hip and immediately blush rushed to his face.

‘people aren’t supposed to look that good as a parent— wait, they’re not even a parent. they’d look good as one though.’ zoro thought before shaking his head.

you smiled at him, giving him a kiss on the cheek before flopping next to him. you moved chopper where he could be comfortable sitting between you two.

“chopper and i saved some chapters for you to read. we think you might like them.” he hears you say, but he can’t help but think how domestic this is. it made his chest feel warm and nice.

despite his thoughts, he let out a chuckle, “oh yeah? c’mon chopper, what chapters did you want me to see?”

chopper happily flipped the story book, immediately going to a chapter with a picture of two samurais, one with three swords and another with two swords. “look! that katana looks like it’s your shisui.” he points at one of them.

zoro nodded, impressed at how the reindeer was able to spot that. “you’re right, it does. mind readin’ this story to me?”

chopper nodded, reading the story. close to the end of the story, you and chopper grew tired and took a nap. your head laying on his shoulder while chopper cuddled close to the two of you.

zoro smiled softly, feeling comfortable being with his significant other and chopper. he was about to fall asleep when he saw robin walking in.

seeing the sight, the ravenette smiled, “you three are like a family.”

zoro blushed profusely, embarrassed by her words. “i-it’s not like that. these idiots were just tired!” he immediately stopped talking once he felt you and chopper move slightly before cuddling into him more.

robin let out a tiny snicker, zoro’s attention going back to her. she had a finger pressed to her lips, “shhh. i won’t tell anyone and i’ll close the door to let you three rest.”

she smiled before leaving the room, going back to her observation room. just before she left, she looked over her shoulder to the swordsman, “being a little family isn’t a bad thing, you guys are really cute.”

zoro blushed once more, resisting the urge to yell out in embarrassment. however, he looked back down at you and chopper, smiling softly.

‘little family… yeah, i could get used to this.’

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Law: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Koshiro: It's kind of complicated, but Ayuko- Law: Got it. Forget I asked.

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