Why Was I So Full Of Hate And Malice 17 Hours Ago

I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////

I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THE PRIMAL URGE TO GUARD MY BACK SATISFIED

you losers in the middle of your rooms are gonna be sorry when the sneak uponer-er comes and sneaks upon you

while i'm sitting cosy in my corner

not being snuck upon

it's cosy here in the corner

join me

never be snuck upon again

and by the way

i am saying upon intentionally

not up on

i just like how it sounds

"snuck upon"

-sounds like a sneaky phrase

-something a sneaky person would say

-smooth and bitey

"snuck up on"

-boring

-too grammatically correct for me in this current mood that i'm in

-grrr it's 3am

i will never stop going on tangents or intentionally using incorrect capatilisation to reinforce the vibe i'm going for fuck you and goodnight

🌾

Being socially awkward not only offline but also online is the worst. Imagine having one friend who has like a million more.

literally anything else will kill the patient. she needs black bean quesadilla to live

I wish I joined the fandom early enough for bone pit. It's so fucking funny but if I started now it would be forced

Come to think of it, Dana does have some inspired stuff from Hollow Knight in her show. I use (mass grave pit, shadowy being named Collector, ect)

Yeah, of course. Sasha and Marcy are dumb too.

Btw if you headcanon Sasha & Marcy as "the smart ones" and Anne as dumb........... I think you need to make better choices, friend

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

thats her son fr.

Alright, folks. From now on I will be posting things. Real things. Things with substance. Receive a piece of merchandise? Post. Eat a bagel? Do not post. Bake the silksong cake? Post, coming soon. Be ready. Or don't. I don't care.

Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.

The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.

Additionally.

AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN

Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.

Denial.

":0"

Anger.

"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

Bargaining.

"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"

Depression.

I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.

Acceptance.

The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...

In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you