Because We Looked In The Wrong Interdimensional Drawer. Duh!

Silly Game Time: Okay, I've recently been put in charge of raising a black bear cub (don't ask), and I need some help coming up with a good name for it. What do you recommend?

I didn't have any good ideas of my own, so I asked my toddler. She recommended Bär.

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "I got 99 problems, but at least _____ ain't one."

I got 99 problems, but at least Pythagoras‘ theorem ain’t one.

Silly Game Time: They just installed an update to the simulation (reality) we live in, and now ... well, it's sort of an anthro-furry simulation (congratulations/condolences depending on your feelings on being forcibly turned into a furry).

Anyway, the good news is, we get to customize what our new hide appearance/texture is. We can have the fur, hair, scales, feathers, or whatever of any non-human animal we like (maned wolf or tiger or sloth; palomino horse or giraffe or black sheep; anaconda or desert tortoise or rainbow trout; peacock or ostrich; poison dart frog or walrus or orca or elephant--all are on the table)!

The choice is yours! Which are you picking?

Wow. That one is rather difficult for me 😅.

I ain’t know shit about the furry scene. But my friends forced me to a photo whith some furry guy. I had my bachelorette party and there was a furry convention (or whatever they did there) and the guy was pretty chill.

He looked like a maned wolf, except his fur was red and white. That was pretty cool.

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Silly Game Time: Who are the protagonists of two stories you really enjoy? (could be from any media: movies, shows, novels, games, comics, etc.) (yes, OCs count)

AND, in a cooking competition, which of them would win?

Okay. This might be a bit of a culture shock, but on the one hand I love Bingo from the Bluey series. Don't judge me, I came to this series through my toddler and have taken it very much to my heart.

Secondly, I'm a big Good Omens fan and particularly like Aziraphale.

Let's move on to the cooking competition:

Aziraphale loves food very much, but I doubt he would be able to make anything edible without a miracle. However, Bingo has already helped her parents with the cooking and has even managed to make something edible on her own. Albeit not really enjoyable 😅.