This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.
“i can fix him” this “i can make him worse” that but have you considered “i could use him for views”
the omen twins
How is William Afton handling the death of Queen Elizabeth
Head empty except for thoughts of them 🤌
me whispering as i open yet another ao3 fic: you better fix all my problems you little shit
He was a pain in the ass in the other routes I’m not ready lie😭😭
dressing the puppets up in little outfits for my mental health ❤
Look at this thing I made
We all bitches
it’s me…i’m bitches.
People online: You can’t like the grabber! He’s like 50 and literally kidnaps people!
Me:
I NEED SOMEWHERE TO POST ALL THESE MEMES BEFORE I GO FERAL AHHHH
i need one of those tiddy mousepads but with the grabbers massive f’ing man tiddies on it to rest my hand on
It's sad to watch a horror movie to get scared, and actually get turned on
HEAR ME OUT GUYS-
rip terzo you would’ve loved playing with balls
A family can also be a group of people who die on the same day and in the same style of accident but in different locations
Sometimes a family is two puppets who like looking at each other and another puppet who has woken up to the cosmic force controlling the universe only to be forcibly returned to a state of ignorance
And who also all share a lawyer
Sometimes a family is two puppets who like looking at each other and another puppet who has woken up to the cosmic force controlling the universe only to be forcibly returned to a state of ignorance
And who also all share a lawyer
episode 6 really shook me. He just… doesn’t remember and now we won’t find out what’s going on. And the lady who was stuffed herself and her son and the D on yellow guy’s top and the gravestone saying David and the mirror and the stairs and floors and the dead old teachers and the replacement ducks and the book and THAT STUPID SHREDDER
so all in all i have a lot of thoughts and none of them are making sense right now
NO ANYONE BUT HIM
guys, look, the next tumblr sexyman just dropped!
A family can be a group of people who die on the same day and in the same style of accident but in different locations
Perfectly cut screams done right
Whatever crack the british put in their humor
Honestly
I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite
Hamish Linklater in 10 Things We Should Do Before We Break Up (2020)