I Have To Do Two Projects That Are Due In The Same Day In The Last Week Of School Get Me Out Of This

I will never get why people willingly choose to wear those novelty shoes that are shaped weirdly and have holes in them and I’m not talking about crocs because those are an act of divine intervention I’m talking about the ones that are shaped like a newborn

Dandelion was my favourite colour when I was little I’m glad they’re bringing it back but they should’ve never removed it in the first place

This is such a bad reason

I love how Jesse’s first five singles just start off with the same guitar riff

The Tower of Babel falling just conveniently enough to scramble these specific words

One thing I love about the Germanic languages is that they all have fundmantally the same wh- question words, but with just the right sound changes to make them very confusing to speakers of every other Germanic language. Like yeah, sure, why not have "wie" mean "who"? Why not have "wo" mean "where"? Why not have "hur" mean how?

Such a beautiful family

I’m convinced odd squad is just Junior training for the SCP foundation

COMPLIEMENTS TO THE FUCKING CHEF WHO COOKED THIS MASTER PIECE AEKGVEHJGFHEWM

game master

This is the one Tide Pod I’d want to eat

It’s insane to me how long SNL has been running SNL debuted in 1975 only 6 MONTHS after the Vietnam war ENDED. It’s existed longer than Spain has been a democracy. If you were an edgy 17 year old watching SNL's first episode you would be 67

I hate the apple moose emoji so much because for some reason they wanted to do a super ultra modern dramatic shading which looks extremely uncanny but whatever let’s give apple the benefit of the doubt, maybe they just want to make a realistic emoji of a moose but guess what they made the moose’s stupid little eyes in the same style as every other apple emoji critter. But I’m not complaining about the eyes because it looks normal on almost every single one of apple’s emoji critters but the moose wants to have their cake and eat it too apparently because it wants to have hyper-realistic shading AND the stupid little eyes. YOU CANT HAVE BOTH MOOSE. So if Steve Jobs or whoever is running this company sees this just know you possibly made the worst emoji known to mankind

HE WAS ON JIMMY KIMMEL AND NO ONE TOLD ME!!?!?!