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Things Said in The Sims Starter Pack

❝Why is there a dead body in my driveway?❞ ❝No. Stop having a mental breakdown and do your homework!❞ ❝Look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd.❞ ❝Oh wow, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now.❞ ❝S/He's built like a stink bug.❞ ❝It isn't all bad. At least you can bend your elbows in really cool ways. That's neat.❞ ❝Get out of my house. Who even are you?❞ ❝Oh, God it's kind of creepy to see it going around the house. What's it doing? Oh my God it got in the dog house! What's it doing in there?❞ ❝Now what's going on out there?❞ ❝I think I'm getting kidnapped?❞ ❝I needed that 500 dollars for my babies!❞ ❝This one is dead just like your hopes and dreams will be if you don't save these plants.❞ ❝No, you can't have your shitty friend over after school.❞ ❝Whine, whine, whine! You are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool.❞ ❝You will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me.❞ ❝It was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞ ❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME???❞ ❝Woah, no. I didn’t marry you for 200 dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞ ❝I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad.❞ ❝Stop listening to music and just go to bed!❞ ❝I don’t even know what language this is.❞ ❝I leave a child alone for five seconds and the whole place is on fire!❞ ❝Don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn.❞ ❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it.❞ ❝Aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the hell.❞ ❝Oh come on, I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞ ❝Don’t put your baby on the floor!❞

— Friedrich Nietzsche (via lunamonchtuna)

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"As you say, Captain." He couched in front of the crate and observed carefully the creature within. "If we're on the subject then may I ask the question - are you quite comfortable with the idea that the UC may use this creature as a Xenoweapon?" He thought that it was worth mentioning. It wasn't ethical at all, but that didn't stop humans from doing such things. It never ceased to be odd to him the lengths humans would go to simply to kill one another. Overly complicated means at that. One might call it clever, but he thought that it was a waste to kill non-combatants.

"Not at all, Captain. You needn't explain yourself to machinery." He folded his hands behind his back and observed the creature carefully. Of course, it didn't exactly surprise him that the UC would be interested in such a dangerous creature. "I rather find it fascinating."

He thought he may as well stay in the cargo bay with the creature just to be certain. After all it was much safer if he was the one to do it... the creature would undoubtedly be able to sense he was not the usual target as much as he may look the part and leave him be. "I wouldn't recommend it, Captain. If a ship picks it up it could spell disaster. Not only for the ship, but for any planet it lands upon. Some parasites can go into stasis for years until something warm blooded comes along."

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He wearily glanced at the bodies in the mud and suspected that wasn't quite true. Plenty of weapons to pick and choose from. Could have even smashed his brains in with a shovel if she so wanted. He would have been helpless to stop it. "Where is everyone?" He didn't understand why it was so quiet on the field and why neither side would have fired on them. It was not blind luck. Had one side or the other finally won? Had they finally called it? He couldn't imagine why else there would be silence. Something wasn't right here. He'd just not yet figured it out.

Starfield: The Colony War (closed)

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