theemperorofrome

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Maege: hey we are here about King Robbs will naming Jon Stark his legitimate heir, fr no cap.

Howland: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lady Lyanna, the she wolf? I thought not, its not a story Ned Stark would tell you...

Maege Mormont, neck deep in bogwater: this is stupid

Howland Reed, standing on a lily pad: i agree

Maege: WHAT the FUCK how long have you been there

Howland: long enough to be awkward

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Maege: ...you don't get out much, do you?

Howland: last time i left my castle i killed the greatest warrior of my generation

Howland: i don't go out anymore

Howland: how's Ned? And Robert? And Jon Arryn?

Maege: uhh sit down buddy

Saw this absolutely stunning art and it reminded me of how for LITERAL YEARS I was angsting about Rex being part of Vaders Fist etc.

Like my friend and I were watching Clone Wars and having sleepovers being dramatic about Darth Vader and Rex.

This is the sound that I choose to make, now This is the sound that I choose to make A rounded tool's end No longer suitable for carving faces

for @tasteslikenapalm ❤️

Reblogged for Codywan reasons.

Codywan fic recs in honour of Kenobi airing

An Accidental Expression (of Love) by kj_feybarn (5531 words), Gen

Summary: “Anakin,” Obi-Wan called out, unable to stop the alarm from coloring his tone. “Don’t—”

Anakin, heedless of Obi-Wan’s half-given warning, reached out and grabbed the strange spherical ball that lay on the altar in the middle of the room.

“—touch that,” Obi-Wan finished with a sigh.

Beside him his Commander let out a huff of air that could have meant any number of things, but that Obi-Wan translated as his Commander’s ‘I can’t believe I’m the only person here with common sense’ huff.

I LOVED this fic!! It is a bit on crack, but gods is it well-written. There is implied Waxer/Boil, which I hate, but getting over it is really easy. Worth every words.

an ice cream-covered screaming hyperactive thought by adiduck (book_people) (9863 words) Gen

Summary: Cody is fairly certain he is not going to get his security deposit back.

There are three new stains on his carpet, and a patch by the door has been roughed up enough Cody’s pretty sure the weave’s come loose. The door itself has scratches in the paint all the way up to the door knob, and the curtains covering the windows on either side of the door are shredded, showing the metal grating over the transparisteel on the street side. The caf machine, the dish rack, and the soap dispenser are all in a collapsed and soapy heap on the floor. Cody’d managed through reflexes honed by war to save his favorite caf mug, but had sadly lost two of his plates and a bowl before he’d managed to wrap the perpetrator in three towels and shove the whole bundle up against a shoulder.

The towel bundle, very put out by this turn of events, is yelling.

Again, LOVED it. I absolutely adore accidental animal adoption and this fic is it. It's covered in fluff and chaos, but boy is that chaos beautiful. I'm begging you to read this fic, please.

Take A Chance On Me by Treetart (6021 words) Teen and Up

Summary: Eventually five chapters with different stages of Codywan.

Amazing! Beautiful! A kriffing piece of art! I reread this fic everytime I can and I never get bored of it. It's a big fluffy blanket when life is a cold and unforgiving winter.

when we see each other by notquiteaghost (580 words) Teen and Up

Summary: When is the war going to end, she asks When we see each other, I say.

It takes just over five months, for Rex to find him.

Tatooine isn’t a place anyone ends up for good reason. No one asks where he came from, what he’s doing here, what his name is. He spends as much time alone as he can.

“Someone’s asking after you,” Annileen says, on his seventh visit to her compound, as he’s bundling his wares onto his speeder. “Mando, I think. Didn’t tell ‘em shit, but they knew a lot already.”

Obi-Wan thinks, foolishly, of Cody. This close to Huttspace, it’s still Mando armour before it’s trooper armour, the war a far off thing very few people care to know about but bounty hunters a constant.

It’s not Cody. He would have sensed Cody. Cody shot him out the sky.

It is short, but sweet and warm. I usually hate fics shorter than 2k, but I can't stop reading this one. It's perfect for when you want a quick escape but have things to do. 10/10

your atomic god by TallNegotiations (dionova) (26 326 words) Gen

Summary:

The code of a clone is a simple thing: you were made to die for the Republic, for the Jedi. Make the most of the time you have before that.

Cody, who picked his own name, who paints his armor in simple brush strokes, whose hand has never fit anything more perfectly than a blaster grip, figures out how to make the most of it.

And maybe there's a matchmaking lightsaber somewhere in there to help along the way.

CLONES BEING WHOLESOME AND A MATCHMAKER LIGHTSABER WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?!!

These Things Happen by writehandman (38 639 words) Teen and Up

Summary: Obi-wan Kenobi keeps promoting Cody. The promotion gets out of hand, and suddenly the balance of the universe shifts into the palm of a very competent, caffeinated man.

I'M JUST BEGGING W/ TEARS FOR YOU TO READ THIS PLEASE

Next To Me by JedimasterMegan (246 words) Gen

Summary: Lazy mornings are rare during the war, but every once in while, Cody and his general manage to sneak one in. And Cody isn’t letting anyone or anything ruin this time they have alone. (That means you, Skywalker.)

Again, really short fic but the fluff it is made of is just *chief kiss*

you're his heart, you're still here by lydiasgrace and ThirthFloor (20 933 words) Not Rated, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

Summary: Fine. Skywalker would tag along during the ship ride, sure. As soon as they got to Stewjon they’d be going their separate ways. Anakin knew they were going to the planet, not to the mountains, so maybe Cody could just drop him off at some village and then get back on the ship and actually fly to the mountains. Yeah, that would work.

Cody tried not to think of how callous he seemed. He knew Skywalker was grieving Obi-Wan just as he was, but Cody just needed… he wasn’t sure what he needed. But he was certain that he didn’t need Skywalker. Skywalker had a wife to go back to, and a Padawan who was considering working with the Order again, and two ade about to enter the world. Cody had his vode, who all needed space to learn who they wanted to be. He used to have Obi-Wan too. Now Cody was alone, and he wanted it to stay that way while he figured out what the kriff he was going to do with the rest of his life. Obi-Wan was supposed to be there to help him, let Cody share his dreams. Cody was lost without him.

PAIN BUT GODS IS THIS PAIN BEAUTIFUL AND WORTH IT. Cody and Anakin bond over Obi Wan's death, I always wanted to see them interact more. Cody finally lets himself experience and process his grief and it's heartbreaking before mending it.

Codywan Deserves Better series by HalbarryTrashcan (15 003 words) Teen and Up

Summary:

Shake it out (part 1): Since Obi-Wan's force bond broke years ago when Qui-Gon died, he has had to depend on painkillers and the Force to keep the headaches at bay. But when he met a certain Clone Commander, everything changed.

I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire (Part 2): A rewrite of Season 3 Episode 9: The Hunt for Ziro.

In which, Cody actually does want to set the world on fire.

I don't have words to describe how I feel about this series. If I could print it out and put it in a historical library with the most beautiful classics, I would do it without hesitation. Halbarry is an amazing writer and I beg you to check out their other stuff if you like this one. Part 2's got a side-serving of Fox/Quinlan Vos and I love this ship too.

I wish you a good sleepless night reading these :)

I mean I also frown upon war criminals, yet Anakin Skywalker is one of my favourite SW characters...

I love post like "you all are against rich people until they're a fictional character" because it's completely true. I am against rich people until it's a fictional character. I don't think liking Scrooge McDuck makes someone a class traitor

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Ah yes Pedro Pascal or as I like to call him: Oberyn Din Djarin

You know how in Twilight becoming a Vampire is like an instant glow up and you become insanely hot or whatever? Like who decides what is hot, because I mean it could very well just be your own idea of beauty and perfection.

So basically what I'm saying is who's to say that when a trans person gets bitten they don't turn into their ideal self.

Like imagine this transgirl who has only just started transitioning gets bitten and she just becomes her ideal self. Like how fucking epic would that be ???