Wiggly Static Pride Wallpapers

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

finnish hero, notorious lobster…

oh ok

Sorry, but I take my European commercial vehicles very seriously, so I'd like to inform you that I think this is actually a 2006-2018 Mercedes-Benz Sprinter, as evident by the crease running from the headlight to the mirror (As to wether this is the facelift or the non-facelift version i cannot say).

so very important that you look at his figure here

21simon

21&29（if smoker）

Crash

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

aa1 edgeworth be like

calling all u klapollo stans like me i need some good klapollo fanfics directly in my inbox immediately