Btw Nothing Can Compare To The Betrayal I Felt Watching Williams’ Slow Shift To Toxicity Regarding

shout out to george russell for being the only bitch who doesn't quiver and move out of the way the second max verstappen is in his mirrors much less for a whole race. merc you better kiss the ground this man walks on or istg.

lewis and lando both fighting for their lives at opposite ends of the emotional spectrum and max is just there like “lol guys wasn’t that fun and crazy 🤪👉👈”

Everyone else fighting for p1 in f1 meanwhile my favorite midfield drivers Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen are out here competing in their very own competition called "Who can be more embarrasing about the other" and the championship leader changes each week.

come mi fai sognare | charles leclerc

if i was charles, i would simply pull the 'but you promised 15-20 years of us racing together' card at max everytime he mentioned retirement. that + the puppy eyes would work 100%

it’s media day but why have i seen no one ask charles or oscar about oscar being adopted

got bored at work today waiting for someone to send some files and coded up a quick simulation for the lando/max championship battle and I’m here to calm the rumours and say that according to my calculations, lando has a 4.33% chance of winning the WDC this year. don’t get me wrong that’s still a significant number and shouldn’t be fully discounted but i hope it calms down some of the sensationalism surrounding the “lando championship charge” I’m seeing across f1 social media

lando v george is twink v lesbian but in race cars

Honestly I still dont know wtf formula 1 is, but at this point im bored as fuck and gonna ask 😭

it's an incredibly unserious sport where a bunch of multimillionaires sponsored by oil companies pant and sweat inside a metal husk to see who can finish first. u know. before all those other guys get in there. they all have another guy on radio giving them orders. they all have daddy issues and wear luxury watches and have had stunted childhoods. some of them want to fuck the cars. all of them want to fuck each other to some degree

I hope this clears it up!

Charles Leclerc as Christ Crowned with Thorns Max Verstappen as The Fallen Angel

It's the first time in ages that I use tumblr for sharing content that was created by me, but I'm kinda proud of this one, so I hope someone enjoys seeing it as much as I did doing it!

techniques: photomanipulation (Adobe Photoshop), this is not painting or AI!