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prev knows where the country of tunisia is located by memory

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

at this point i fear she may be into it

Some people vote for the Leopards Eating Faces party because they don't think it's their face that will be eaten.

But Caitlyn Jenner is special. The leopards are eating her face, have been eating her face for a while, and continue to eat her face. But she still supports them.

can we get like an ad reward program to skip through the long wait times? one day per ad? please?

1,400 days left

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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im an apple juice for sluts

im a slut for apple juice

real bc what even is texas…. midwest?? south?? idk but we sure do have horses

ive been saying im in the midwest when apparently idek what the midwest is bc im in fucking texas😭

don't doot

DON’T DOOT???

LMAOOO THEY DEACTIVATED WITHIN A DAY??

Of course “minors are welcomed” you weirdo bitch

It's a blog. A lot of things I say on this blog are things I wish I knew when I was young. What's weird about that?

12 years later… can i get a doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

nonononono please no god no please and thank you go AWAY👎👎👎👎

that sounds really painful… gives you ibuprofen here

On the floor, sogging

i’m loving the politically accurate wicked riff at the end

The pettiness is just 👌😂

“can someone explain this? i know it’s like a “pronouns bad” gotcha moment but like. what”

male chairman who voted that referring to someone as their chosen gender should not be required gets salty over being called “madam” bc hypocrisy

that’s absolutely beautiful, thank you!! yknow you’re invited to my gang. we’re gonna have a sleepover and watch markiplier

hey youre cool . yknow what. youre officially invited to my gang

we have sleepovers and watch markiplier btw if youre interested

hi

hello

welcome to planet earph

@ai “artists”…. sleep with BOTH eyes open.

Ai and art thieves…my worst enemy…

i’m going to create the community but it’s gonna be request/invite members, because otherwise non-sillies can get in😵‍💫 i will pm it to you if necessary

i saw that tag and am willing but i am also the least tumblr-savvy person ever hold up.

i see, thank you! yknow what you’re officially invited to my gang . were gonna have a sleepover btw

can someone explain this? i know it’s like a “pronouns bad” gotcha moment but like. what

sorry for getting political but i was one of these calls so FUCK that oversaturated sea sponge and FUCK this country

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Okay so we have this huge problem with forgetting about everything that’s happened by the time the next election rolls around so I’d like to keep a running list of things as they’re happening to help remind us when the 2026 midterms roll around. And please add to this if I’ve missed anything.

January 2025:

Donald Trump pardoned 1500 people who participated in the insurrection of January 6th, including those who violently assaulted and nearly killed police officers.

Donald Trump has declared that trans and non-binary people don’t exist.

Donald Trump is working towards firing everyone in the government who isn’t loyal to him.

Donald Trump has effectively fired everyone who he claims is an “illegal DEI hire” …whatever that means

Donald Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement and the World Health Organization

Congress are trying to pass the Laken Riley Act to, effectively, round up every immigrant in the country, including LEGAL immigrants

Donald Trump removed caps on prescription drug prices.

Donald Trump wants to withhold federal aid to help combat the LA wildfires and help the thousands of people who have been displaced and lost their homes.

The Department of Justice has put a hold on all civil rights cases.

Donald Trump has cut off aid to Ukraine.

Laken Riley Act has been passed by Congress and is awaiting being signed into law by the President. Here’s the breakdown of the votes: House Senate

Donald Trump purged a dozen inspectors general from the federal government and intends to replace them all with people loyal to him.

Pete Hegseth has been confirmed as Secretary of Defense. Here’s the breakdown of how the Senate voted. Note, it was a 50-50 tie that JD Vance had to break.

Donald Trump imposed a 25% tariff on Colombia after the Colombian government turned away two airplanes carrying migrants. Columbia has retaliated by imposing a 25% tariff of its own on US goods.

Donald Trump has also issued a travel ban for Colombian citizens and revoked visas from Colombian migrants coming to the US.

Donald Trump has now backed off the tariffs and other threats against Colombia. Note for future reference: this comes just hours after Trump made the threat in the first place and he and the Colombian president got into a big fight on social media.

Nearly 1,000 migrants were arrested mostly in Chicago on January 26th by ICE and ICE has been told to meet a quota of 75 migrant arrests every day.

Donald Trump rescinded an anti-discrimination executive order from Lyndon B. Johnson

Donald Trump signed an executive order banning trans people from serving in the military and also ordered that people who were discharged for refusing to get mandatory vaccines be reinstated.

Donald Trump has frozen all federal grants to institutions.

After pressure from state governments, activist groups, and the general public, the White House has rolled back some of the freezes on federal funding.

This.

Donald Trump is trying to fire all federal employees who don’t want to return to the office (work-from-home saves the federal government millions of taxpayer dollars in overhead). He also sent an email to federal employees saying that if they’re not loyal to him, they’ll be investigated.

Donald Trump has signed the Laken Riley Act into law.

Donald Trump has said he doesn’t think Palestinians should be allowed to return to Gaza but instead should be sent to Egypt and Jordan.

Also this.

Donald Trump has ordered undocumented immigrants to be sent to Guantanamo Bay

Donald Trump signed an executive order to expand federal funding for school choice programs. [x]

Donald Trump signed an executive order saying that he will deport visa-holding students who protest against Israel. [x]

Donald Trump has blamed DEI for the plane crash that killed 67 people in Washington D. C. [x]

Donald Trump signed an executive order that schools should no longer teach about racism and discrimination. And that schools should only teach history that is “patriotic” [x]

Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna wants to add Donald Trump’s face to Mount Rushmore. [x]

Trump’s Department of Education has called book bans a hoax. [x]

The Department of Justice has barred certain news outlets from receiving information from the Pentagon. [x]

The Trump administration has fired multiple FBI officials who investigated the January 6th insurrection. [x]

February 2025

I’ll keep adding to this list as new things come up and, again, please feel free to add anything I’ve missed. I know that in this world of constant news it’s easy to forget, so let’s give our future selves a little help!

i just think it’s kinda weird how i always say i don’t like to be touched, yet my brain replays every moment we’ve hugged like a broken record player

that’s all

i’m scared what am i gonna get

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

i just remembered i have tumblr

welp

hello to my like two followers!!!

I can’t be the only one wondering how she combs her hair.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

(i’m terrified.)

what the hell is she doin!!!!

EmuNene Vitamin - Day 84

today's vitamin is the comic anthology 9 !! me when my brain isn't braining...