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Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died
My brain died and went to the land of unicorns trying to understand what was going on first-
if i like you, i will gently bite and shake you like a ragdoll fair warning.
reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
HAP BITH LEGO MOVIE
You'll never guess what today is.
Reblog for good luck
credit
SPAN IT HEHHEHEHHHAHAHAHHA
The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.
they taste great, frfr.
Personally, i like marinating them in seawater and adding a bit of garlic to it. You can also put some pineapple on the meat beforehand if you want it extra tender.
then you cut the meat/remove the inedible parts AFTER the cooking process. I find the blood makes it taste better (and you can make a good broth when you combine the bones with it).
then serve on a plate with mashed potatoes, mack n cheese, and a healthy salad.
i'm trying to prove a point to my mom
reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians
MAGIC WORDS
This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
What in the name of all that's good did I just read?
Explain yourself.
nuh-un. its 26th jan 2026
Only day you can reblog this
I gladly take some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH, thank you! :3
Thanks for reblogging my posts, in exchange I can only offer you some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH
...this is why i would wholeheartedly agree with the decepticons. Down with humans.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
She has absolutly commited a felony, her seagull/fox griffen self does not give a fuck.
language barrier
i...i feel this.
Im in the wrong body, i have the wrong instincts. Nothing is 'right' about this.
Not everyone is orange, everyone should be different and unique. How they really are inside. Let everyone see their true color.
on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself
(please reblog instead of liking)
hehe
Feeling kind of silly now…
When hell freezes over and TFP Soundwave revolts against megatron.
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
Done and done
As a werewolf therian...that joke gets the awoo of approval.
You know why werewolves are kind of a cliche?
...
Because they're a lycan... trope.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
In the club
spinach hats! new fashion pinnacle!
Breakdown just bein a lil guy, and then Knockout imagining the wattpad smut 😭
and that kids, is how shark merfolk were made!
Perfectly timed wedding photo
Can someone explain butch lesbian ratchet to me? why is this a thing?
Hasbro listen to me. its not too late hasbro. look me in the eye. there's still time. we can still have the butch lesbian chad Ratchet we deserve. there's still time for butch lesbian Ratchet.
this post is why i stay on tumblr.
People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
as someone who has not been allowed to take risks (or really engage in any child-normal activities) I can confirm this. I've recently started to actually do things with my friends that might not be the safest, admittedly not much, but it has increased my confidence in doing anything physical.
On my hands and knees begging adults to allow children to engage in risk play.
And by risk play I don't mean handing them a gun and playing Russian Roulette.
I mean like climbing trees, getting so sick spinning on the swing they throw up, balancing on the curb, sitting in the mud, walking on slippery surfaces, building half ass ramps to ride their bike over, standing on rocks, or anything that involves a smidgen of confidence and out of the box thinking that could result in injury.
Obviously like watch your kids and such, but when we talk about the fun of being an 80s or 90s kid, it's not just talking about CDs and Walkmans or not having iPads. It's about how kids today were robbed of critical learning and experience skills we were allowed to have.
Playgrounds disappearing, helicopter parents, and sue culture really destroyed a child's development in the United States, and I think it's about time we as adults recognize that, because the kids sure have.
Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Noises And What They Mean