Ok so I have some thoughts-
Ok so I have like a lil theory (or something) so basically Adam likes ribs so much because God made Eve out of Adam’s rib? I think?? (Forgive me, ex Christian here)
YEAH ok Maybe I’m making connections where they’re isn’t any but idk I just think that’s funny
IF that’s true, what’s the connection between Lucifer and ducks? Is there one? Maybe it’s just funny lol XD Hazbin shit-
This is probably one google search away but I simply don’t care enough to look it up 😋
Chappell as Lady Liberty at Gov Ball 2024, via Rolling Stone
I'm about to bust
Knight has to go in a trip, makes sure his beautiful lover is nice and satisfied before he leaves 🥰
BABE i was literally thinking of something spicy so i decided to merge it with this ask sksksk
CW: SMUT, different sex positions, breeding kink, marking
"Have you heard of the new book the king ordered?"
"No. Pray tell, what is it? Is it another bodice-ripper for the queen?"
The women around the table giggle in delight. You merely shake your head, continuing to peel potatoes.
"No, no, much more interesting. I heard it comes all the way from India." The women 'oo' and 'ah', sharing glances. "The wordsmith read it himself before the king paid. He said it was very interesting."
"Oh, please! Tell us! My heart can't take it."
"Alright, alright." She leans in to the group, the other women mimicking her action. "The wordsmith said that the book is about... sex." They explode with giggles as the first woman shushes them. "It is about pleasure for men and women, positions to try, how to make love—"
"Oh please, say no more, I feel as though a river is flowing from me!"
The women laugh as you finish peeling your last potato, taking the basket with you to the boiling water you started earlier. You ponder what the details of the book could say, but you have dinner to make.
There's a soft knock on your door that night. You know who it is before you answer.
"There is something I must tell you," he says as he begins unraveling your bodice.
"Go on."
He takes a breath, pulling down your underdress to kiss at your shoulder.
"I shall be leaving." You blink, your heart steadily sinking.
"For good?"
"No, no no, my sweet. I would never leave this castle permanently without you." Another kiss to your shoulder. "But I shall be gone for at least three nights."
You hum, pulling the garment over your head and tossing it to the floor, leaving you bare.
"Well, at least it is not a fortnight."
"It might as well be a fortnight," he groans, wrapping his arms around you to palm at your breasts. "I hate the thought of being from you so long."
"Tis only a few days, Adam."
"A few hours away from you is already torture, my lady." You roll your eyes, turning around to face him. He is already straining against his trousers. His eyes glaze over you, tongue licking his lip before he hurriedly reaches into his pocket. "If I may suggest something—"
"Suggest something?"
"Please, just listen." He pulls out a folded paper. "The king has come into possession of a book, and—"
"From India?" you inquire.
"Yes—how did you know?"
"The ladies were spreading rumors of it. I did not know they were true."
"They are," he breathes, unfolding the paper. "I was able to see it for myself and—"
"Oh, please do not tell me you stole a page?"
"Of course not, my lady. I would never do such a thing. But," he turns the page towards you, "I did try to recreate the drawings."
You take the paper, staring at the drawings he made.
"They are not art, I know, but I wanted to remember the different positions... so I could try them... with you."
You blink, looking up at him.
"You wanted to try these with me?" you ask. He nods, a bit enthusiastically. You look back at the drawings. They are crudely made, mere lines for limbs, circles for heads. He has given you circles for breasts, and he drew his member quite large. You stiffle a giggle.
"If you do not want to, I understand, I—"
"Adam," you look at him, taking his hand. "It's alright. I would like to do this with you."
His eyes light up. His cock visibly bounces.
"I-I am not so sure about this position."
"Why not, my sweet? You look ravishing from here."
You are straddling his waist, his manhood poking your ass, hands resting on his chest while he strokes your hips.
"I... I do not think I look good from there."
"My lady, you look like an angel sent from the heavens to bless me this evening."
"I feel like a boar—"
He shushes you, grabbing your hand and bringing it to his lips, kissing you tenderly.
"I hate when you speak that way. You are starlight in my hands." He kisses each fingertip before pressing his lips to your palm breathing in slow. "You are my everything. I hate when you insult yourself."
"I... I apologize. I will not speak in such a way again."
"Good. Now," he grinds his hip against yours, making you sway, "shall we continue the evening?"
"Yes," you breathe, lifting your hips. You grab his member, lining it with your entrance, biting your lip when the head slips in with ease. You lower yourself slowly, sucking in a breath, mouth falling open when your hips finally meet.
"I've never felt so full," you sigh, rolling your hips with a whine. His hand finds your hip, gripping tight, keeping you still.
"Please, don't. Not yet."
"Is... Are you alright?"
He glances at you, sighing and squeezing his eyes tight.
"No. I am not." He sighs, rubbing a hand over his face. "I feel as though I may fall apart any moment."
"Oh..." You glance over his face. "Is... Does it feel good?"
"Very much so."
"Why is it so hard to contain yourself?"
He scoffs, opening his eyes to smirk at you.
"Are you joshing me?" You shake your head and he scoffs again. "The love of my life is sitting upon my cock like it's a throne. How am I supposed to feel?"
You blink.
"I'm the love of your life?" you ask. He nods.
"Yes. This life, and all that follows after."
Your cunt clenches, causing him to groan, rolling his head back into your pillow.
"You torture me, my love."
"I do not mean to."
He takes a deep breath, letting it out slow.
"Alright. You may move, if you wish."
You are unfamiliar with this position, but Adam described it as riding a horse. You lift your hips, bringing them back down, gasping when his member presses deep into you. You do it again, sighing every time your hips meet.
"Faster, my love, please."
You brace your hands on his chest, steadying your legs before bouncing yourself faster, trying your hardest not to let out your moans. He does not seem to care about his volume, moaning low, eyes hooded as they gaze at you.
"You bounce so prettily for me, my princess." The nickname has you clenching hard, making his eyes roll back. "Lord in heaven, thank you for bringing this goddess to me."
Your legs are cramping, as if you have stood on them for days and nights. You whine, slowing to a halt. He furrows his brow.
"What is wrong, my sweet?"
"I-I'm sorry, Adam. My... my legs, they... oh, they hurt so."
"Oh, my sweet thing," he coos propping himself on his elbows. "Was it too much for you? Are you hurt?"
"No, no, I am merely exhausted." You sigh, hanging your head. "I feel as if I could not walk if I tried."
"Well, if you cannot walk anywhere, I shall simply carry you."
You shake your head.
"This is not the time for teasing—"
He suddenly sits up, almost throwing you off of him. He catches you, bringing your chest to his, nose to nose.
"Shall we try this position instead?"
You breathe shakily, cupping his face in your hands. You grunt as you reposition your legs to wrap around him instead.
"Better?"
"Better." You squirm in his hold, gasping. "Sir... you are so deep."
"I know." His lips ghost against yours. "This is where I belong, don't you think?"
He helps you grind your hips into his, the two of you breathing hard into each others' faces. There is a place deep inside that he has never touched before, but he is touching it now, kissing that spot with every jolt of your hips. You have to swallow your squeals.
"Kiss me, my love."
And you do. You kiss him so fervently that the heat between you is incinerating. Your tongues dance wildly, breathy moans swallowed by the other. Your nails scratch along his shoulders and he groans, pulling away.
"Yes, mark me, my love. I want the world to know I am yours."
You claw at him like a rabid animal, your cunt twitching with each growl he releases. He squeezes your ass, digging his blunt fingertips into your ample flesh.
Before you realize it, you are being lifted.
"A-Adam!" you whisper harshly, grappling onto him. "I-I will fall!"
"I will not let you, my lady."
He rests your upper back against the cot, but he keeps an arm wrapped around your hips, keeping them in the air. When he readjusts, he is holding your hips up by your ass with both hands.
He pulls back and thrusts forward. Hard.
His pace is brutal, deadly, you fear you will shatter if he continues fucking you so. Your hands scramble from his forearms to your breasts to the sheets. You can feel the coil inside you tightening far too quickly.
"I shall show them all that you are mine," he growls, giving a few slow strokes before speeding up again. "I shall let them know that you are spoken for by planting my seed and watching you grow with my child. Then no one can take you from me."
"A-Adam!" you whisper, feeling tears prick on your eyes.
"Does that burn you, my princess? Thinking about carrying my child and finally being mine?" His grip becomes tighter and, somehow, he goes faster. "I shall give you the fine things you deserve. I shall get you a farm, and a horse, all the jewelry and dresses you could ever want. Give me a child and I shall give you the world."
Your hand flies to your cunt, fingers working your clit swiftly, but he stops you, replacing them with his thumb.
"Only I may unravel you, my sweet."
And unravel you do. You fall apart around him, your hand clamped over your mouth to silence you, your cunt fluttering with desire. It must feel delightful, for only a few thrusts later, he stills and you feel a slurry of warmth inside you.
You are panting, limp, wet. You kneed at his forearms and he lowers you to the bed, staying inside you. He kisses over your temple, your cheek, down to your neck.
"Did you mean what you said?" you ask a few moments later.
"Which part?" he asks.
"The part about making me yours." He smiles into your collarbone, nibbling the flesh there.
"I mean every word I say to you."
You can't remember falling asleep. You vaguely remember being twisted into other positions later in the night, but the exact memory escapes you.
You rise before the sun. He is not beside you when you wake up.
You feel empty in more ways than one.
I fucking hate FedEx dude I HATE yall
Megan the woman you are 🥰🥰🥰
theestallion: MISS FEBRUARY ♒️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎂🍰💕
❤️the love of my life
A Hawks appreciation post 💖💖💖
“I’m so in love with you”
my little ace brain is malfunctioning-
red wine supernova photoshoot, chappell roan. 6/18/2023
You bitches posting MHA spoilers without tags ARE GOING TO HELL
I’m genuinely so tired of being human in this lifetime