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The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.
Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.
Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.
I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.
I finish and there is a long pause.
"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.
That's a big boy right here. Vent post I did a while ago, finally felt the courage to post it I hope it'll reach the people who needed to read this.
Oooouuaaaughh
Save me leif bug fables
Save me sun and moon fnaf
Save me hollow knight hollow knight…
Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic
And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun
me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.
Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.
I’ll elaborate on my specific thoughts later
sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little
above my head
placing each other in a panopticon helps no one
i really think this tweet is onto something
Gaming is like this too, due to its sheer scope, so there are multiple flavors. Are you a Gamer(Decent and well-adjusted), Gamer(Anger management issues), Gamer(Racist), Gamer(Cheater-hyperparanoid), etc., etc. It’s enough of a problem that I hesitate to refer to myself as a”Gamer” in public spaces. That’s not even beginning to mention Gamer(“anti-woke”), who are basically the laughingstock of the internet 24/7.
There’s certain hobbies and interests that aren’t inherently conservative or regressive but do attract a lot of people who are those things or worse and when you’re a progressive person involved in those hobbies hearing that someone else is interested in your hobby usually has to involve some “But are you normal about it?” conversations before you get too excited
“Sir what is the meaning of your choice” “mraow” “unbelievable”
Do not let his appearance fool you! he may look like a suave businessman, but he is unemployed and only one years old
“Endless” “Immovable” “levitating” we call that a rocky planetoid but okay
hey what's up with the "!" in fandoms? i.e. "fat!" just curious thaxxx <3
I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.
Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.
Today on Tumblr: Everyone has given up trying hide their robot simpery
2014: wow spooky robots
2023: wow spooky robots
It simply makes sense
For better and worse this franchise is seared into my brain
I can’t even remember what my first fandom WAS, so I’ll go with the first video game i played, Minecraft.
Now, we add the current one, FNaF. More specifically, my brain saw the Daycare Attendant and immediately entered Maximum Brainrot Mode™
I’ll cook something up
combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au
god i love how fucking ridiculous the internet is
tumblr is a free website compilation
Remember when that girl tried to say that firefox was bad because a former CEO was homophobic and I pointed out why that was a terrible take (throwing out the baby [open source non-google web browser with great extensions] with the bathwater [dipshit who left like ten years ago and also developed javascript and i don't see you ditching all sites with java for your principles]) and she went and looked through my posts and tried to call me out for supporting hyperconsumptive capitalism and encouraging anorexia because I'd reblogged a photoset from a runway show and I was like "bitch I don't care about fashion, I've got a latex fetish" and then she blocked me?
That was very funny.
yeah
don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just
stop making me want to play destiny 2 it’s a mistake for sure
...well in the wake of the recent chaos of the season finale, everyone post how your guardians are responding below! My main hunter, Aeris, is currently dissociating from a potent cocktail of shell shock and grief, while his half-sister Marcie (titan) is ugly crying. My retired guardian Petrichor-12 is also currently forcing himself to Not Think About It by knitting as many new blankets for eliksni babies as possible
I love this peep’s designs
finally got these done, here are some new ocs
(names bound to change)
New blorbo???
hello everyone meet my new oc, Map Wizard. they are on a quest to create the most beautiful and useful map ever to present at this year's international cartography conference.
please use they/them for this character if you reblog!
Class 7
Immense pain Immense pain Immense pain Immense pain Immense pain Immense pain Immense pain Immense pain
if you're worried about the website finding out where you live. dont worry. it already knows where you are just by you opening the page, this goes for every website btw. As always reblog for higher sample size
Prime meme material, straight from the source
‘just saw cats’
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD PHOTO LMAO