tuyaonhere

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my unique observation

I've been playing Stellaris for 8 years and this is absolutely the wildest fucking galaxy I've ever seen

I'll try to explain this so people who don't know the game will understand it.

my empire, the Fen, spawned in a totally isolated part of the galaxy, sandwiched between, on one side, an ancient empire with technology centuries ahead of mine and no interest in letting me through their borders, and on the other, a "devouring swarm" species that kept trying to eat me. so I basically hunkered down behind a whole bunch of defense platforms and didn't meet anyone else until halfway through the game.

that situation lured me into a false sense of calm.

about an hour into the game, another ancient empire from the other side of the galaxy "awakened", slaughtered the devouring swarm in less than five minutes, and started closing in on my borders right around the time a violent warlord popped into the middle of my territory through a wormhole.

shortly after this I accidentally imploded my home planet into a black hole.

then, because apparently I had accidentally set the "crisis" option to "ALL", the galaxy was attacked by:

ghost invaders from the dimension where telepathy happens

a rogue AI that made half the robots in the galaxy turn evil

a "scourge" from outside the galaxy intent on consuming everything, including my ships

another rogue AI that wants to erase all consciousness from the universe

in response to this I leaned hard on my bioengineering technology and created a sort of space Godzilla the size of a planet. the entire galactic community then decided that makes me the real problem, and every single civilisation declared war on me.

I evolved my space Godzilla until it got big enough to eat planets, at which point a sort of space Cthulhu emerged and started rampaging through the galaxy trying to challenge it for dominance.

so now, I'm just running around eating planet after planet trying to make my space Godzilla strong enough to fight space Cthulhu, basically doing ranked competitive genocide with the other remaining crisis factions. the galactic population has dropped by like 70%. a dozen empires have fallen. my economy is crashing because apparently this situation is bad for trade and general citizen morale. somewhere there's a planet that keeps sending me notifications because the indigenous species is about to achieve FTL travel and I'm just like. oh buddy. pal. you do not want to be out here.

dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles

trying to prove a point to my homophobic parents!!

reblog if you think it's okay to drag the corpse of your rival around the walls of his home city on account of your unrelenting rage

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

No idea if this has been done

Random internet ad: hot chicks in your area want your cock.

Can we make this happen, it would be very funny.

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

Nevermind, I'm dying to Elden Beast now.

Gonna have to pick a game to fill time between this base game playthrough and buy the dlc. When I'm not binge watching stuff.

Or maybe I'll just do some rune farm and try joining people for Co-op Malenia after I beat her.

I started this new Elden Ring save so that I could rebuild my original playthrough to play SotE without being on multiple NG+. The plan is to clear everything including finishing the base game story before the dlc, except this time I'm leaving Consecrated Snowfield until after the final boss so Malenia (sapphic twitching) can be the final challenge before the dlc.

I've been making good progress and have been worried I'll have to wait for SotE since it'll be a few weeks until I have the funds spare for it.

Godfrey is currently suggesting that this may not be a problem.

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

I started this new Elden Ring save so that I could rebuild my original playthrough to play SotE without being on multiple NG+. The plan is to clear everything including finishing the base game story before the dlc, except this time I'm leaving Consecrated Snowfield until after the final boss so Malenia (sapphic twitching) can be the final challenge before the dlc.

I've been making good progress and have been worried I'll have to wait for SotE since it'll be a few weeks until I have the funds spare for it.

Godfrey is currently suggesting that this may not be a problem.

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me

Okay, I see now why the tags for the mental health thing are spelled incorrectly. Mad about that. Maybe discouraging discussion of mental health might be kind of damaging? Nah, let's treat it like a dirty word.

I hate having an anxiety disorder.

I've been getting increasingly worried about a collection of symptoms that I have been developing this past week.

Just figured out that it's Hayfever.

The thing that has happened every year

For over three decades

My brain did not get the memo apparently

I hate having an anxiety disorder.

I've been getting increasingly worried about a collection of symptoms that I have been developing this past week.

Just figured out that it's Hayfever.

The thing that has happened every year

For over three decades

My brain did not get the memo apparently

I just knock on the side of my head when I say it

spoke deeply to me.

I am in Farum Azula being killed by beastmen

I am in Farum Azula being killed by a Crucible knight

I am in Farum Azula being killed by undead beastmen

I am in Farum Azula being killed by a dragon

I can't wait to be in Farum Azula being killed by a dogboy

the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible

because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person 

from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating

it’s fucked up. 

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

I'm in tears. I just kept scrolling and making wheezing noises as I tried desperately not to wake the neighbours.

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

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