Latest Posts by v3rmillionbuttons - Page 3

grinch and onceler french-kissing passionately

Baby Steve… what will he do…

Being gender fluid is so weird bc like wdym i wanted a shlong 5 minuets ago and now the idea of presenting masculine makes me wanna cry on the floor?

I crave to just be a teenager but being a teenager today is different than it was before I was born. Being a teenager today means an internet addiction, mindlessly scrolling through anything and everything you can find. Being a teenager today means growing up in a society where you can’t go outside anytime you want, or something could happen to you. I crave to just be a teenager in the sense that me and my friends just go to random restaurants to hang out. Being stupid in a playground before we need to go home. Having picnics in a park. Going to each others houses to gossip and dance in pjs. Maybe it’s just where I’ve grown up that prevents me from doing these things but I just want to have the experience my parents and older siblings were able to have

snen i was,

a young snoy,

my snather,

Something something coincidence I think not

Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

NO STEVE IM SORRY I FORGOT UR BIRTHDAY IM SO SORRY NO

lowkey it does sound pretty difficult to put the pieces of the mimic together.

thinkin about the possibility of Johnny writin a letter for Dallas too again. n knowin. even as he wrote it. it would never be read.

hey g- [was about to say “girlboss” reflexively but then realizes you’re transgender and i don’t wanna misgender you]boyboss- [remembers the patriarchy] boss- [remembers i hate capitalism] king- [remembers i hate the monarchy] friend. how’s it going?

Darrel Curtis is everything to me

I have so much mental health that they didn't know what to do with me, so they just renewed all my prescriptions and released me back into the wild.

I fear your serving cunt!!

Realisations in hindsight:

The next time someone tries the "what is a woman but an adult human female" copypasta with me, I am going to demand them to define the word "adult" without including arbitrary socially constructed numbers of age, and in a way that excludes all people who are socially agreed to be minors, and includes all people who are socially agreed to be adults.

Then, whatever they answer, I'm just going to accuse them of wanting to fuck children.

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

This man right here. He's Puerto Rican. No, I'm not projecting your crazy.. Wdyn im gaslighting you??? Ur js crazy..

Gay people can't say "I love you" they have to sing a song about running away together and getting to watch the sunset and have a garden together then singing about how they ony feel alive because of each other. And they won't leave each other

im clawing at the floor pls dont make me start crying

Okay okay hear me out Army Dreamers with the main 3 lines (yk the ones) assigned like this

What could he do? (Should’ve been a rockstar) but he didn’t have the money for a guitar is Darry and Two-Bit

What could he do? (Should’ve been a politician) but he never had a proper education is Dally and Ponyboy

What could he do? (Should’ve been a father) but he never even made it to his 20’s is Steve and Soda

Johnny doesn’t get a main line because Johnny never got anything.

Neurodivergent Curtis’ and the gang knows there’s something different about them but that different is what they love so they shrug and go along with it.

I ❤️ gay people

Parry on a date

Waitress: Alright guys, is the check going to be together or separate?

Paul: Are you gonna let me do that thing tonight?

Darry: You're not motorboating my tits.

Paul: Its going to be separate ma'm 😐

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years

neruodivergent Steve who's special interest is cars sent tweet

I can't deal with those male fitness instructors on Instagram who try to be all coy about their big asses... shake that wagon like a whore or delete your account

i can only cum if im facing towards true north

My humour truly has no bounds

*tied to a chair,.spitting up blood* heh..... youre gonna need to brush my teeth a little harder than THAT to get information out of me

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own