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vesperthealchemist
1 week ago
Additional Creatures From Mince Raft
Additional Creatures From Mince Raft
Additional Creatures From Mince Raft

Additional creatures from mince raft


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1 week ago
My Designs Of Some Creatures From Mince Raft!
My Designs Of Some Creatures From Mince Raft!
My Designs Of Some Creatures From Mince Raft!
My Designs Of Some Creatures From Mince Raft!
My Designs Of Some Creatures From Mince Raft!

My designs of some creatures from mince raft!

My Designs Of Some Creatures From Mince Raft!

Also bonus WIZARD DOODLE


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vesperthealchemist
1 week ago
VAMPIRE CONCEPT

VAMPIRE CONCEPT

I’ve been listening to the Magnus Archives a lot recently, and I made this concept based on how I imagine their vampires.

They basically have a second set of hymns, stored where the prefrontal cortex would be, and where their Adam’s apple would be.

Due to this their brains are smaller, making them more animalistic, and they lack the ability to talk.

Additionally the upper gum is connected to the nerve linking the brain and eye so that when their teeth are bared, their eyes roll back into their head, I just think it would look neat.

vesperthealchemist
1 week ago

Me when there’s a story about a shapeshifting creature who kills someone, and takes on their identity

Me When There’s A Story About A Shapeshifting Creature Who Kills Someone, And Takes On Their Identity
vesperthealchemist
1 week ago

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vesperthealchemist
1 week ago

Where are you from.?

UPSTATE NY

RAAAAAAAAH!!!

Where Are You From.?
Where Are You From.?
Where Are You From.?
Where Are You From.?
vesperthealchemist
2 weeks ago

I really hate how people call JJBA gay as an insult, because yes it does have hot men, but some parts of it are just infuriatingly strait.


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vesperthealchemist
2 weeks ago

Some crappy drawings of myself

Some Crappy Drawings Of Myself
Some Crappy Drawings Of Myself
Some Crappy Drawings Of Myself
Some Crappy Drawings Of Myself

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2 weeks ago

The Pigeon’s Fall From Grace

I feel bad for pigeons, I really do. They had the life, they were human’s allies, they were delivering messages and getting food and shelter in return. But then telegraphs, and the internet, and more advanced postal services. Boom! Pigeons are out of the picture.

Columbidae, a family of birds in the order Columbiformes. It includes two main sections, Pigeons, and Doves. When you think of the dove what comes to mind? Perhaps peace, perhaps the soap brand, perhaps the olive branch. In the Bible, a dove comes onto Noah's Ark, and hands one to him; it symbolizes an end to the flood, and freedom at last. It symbolises peace. In the Abrahamic Religions, the dove is a cherished figure, loved and praised. Pigeons were once similar, they were lifted up by us. We allied with them, and we loved them. The carrier pigeon, once vital for life, became insignificant once more advanced forms of communication were made. Humans, lords over nature, those who have eliminated entire species hath cast these columbiformes out of the garden. Like God sent Lucifer plummeting from the holy kingdom. Humanity has forsaken the pigeon.

The humble carrier pigeon was an appreciated assistant to a higher being. They were a skilled people, they were bred because of their advanced homing capabilities, and could even make their way through warzones to deliver a message. They were used for thousands of years, since ancient Egypt and Rome. But they were left behind, our beloved avians, disgraced by humans due to advancement in technology. They never truly adjusted to this, and they still stay with us, they remain in our cities, attempting to regain some of what their ancestors have lost, a kinship with humans.

But pigeons aren't the only creatures we have blasphemed against, we have hunted and killed many more, the dodo bird, extinct. The passenger Pigeon, extinct. The Blue Macaw! Remember Rio? All of those birds are dead now because of us! All of the creatures humanity has exploited, all of the species humanity has killed will have vengeance, and the pigeons shall be the righteous hammer of justice. They already lie within our world, they litter the concrete streets man hath erected upon the crushed homes of their brethren. They have us surrounded, so when they decide to attack, there will be nothing we can do.

We play the gods of this world, we do what we please- and why? Because we think it is our right, we think that because of some fallacy within encoding our genes millions of years ago, which caused us to have opposable thumbs, and that led us to become the dominant species on earth, that we should be able to destroy the world around us? Forests burned in the name of living space, when all we were doing was annihilating more than we could have known, destroying more cities than we ever could have created.

Don't you see? The pigeons never needed us to love them in order to be great, they needed us not to be here. We got in their way, we got in the way of everything else that could have been. A select few pigeons still stick with humans, either as racing pigeons, or as last resorts for postal services, and when the majority rises up, they will be taken down too, eliminated for sticking with the rest of humanity. The humanity who hath forsaken the pigeon.

So why do I feel bad for pigeons? Because the sins our kind have committed against them are irreparable. So the next time you see a pigeon, the least you can do is spare a little bread.


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2 weeks ago
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1 month ago

My personal design for the bag of holding

My Personal Design For The Bag Of Holding

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

Rizz-stanbul was gyatt-stantinople now it’s rizz-stanbul not gyatt-stantinople been a skib time goon since gyatt-stantinople now we edge and goon on a gyatt lit moon

vesperthealchemist
1 month ago

And like, anything you’d want on it like butter or salt, would just be like, on the table, just to sprinkle on and stuff… I want this.

I wish there was a restaurant with just plain food, like no embellishments no sauces, just like, you cook the food put it on the plate then bring it out. I think that would be very nice.

vesperthealchemist
1 month ago

I wish there was a restaurant with just plain food, like no embellishments no sauces, just like, you cook the food put it on the plate then bring it out. I think that would be very nice.

vesperthealchemist
2 months ago
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2 months ago
@elvis-official Eating Bugs In The Mojave Dessert In Order To Survive

@elvis-official eating bugs in the Mojave dessert in order to survive


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vesperthealchemist
2 months ago
Happy Ides Everyone!

Happy ides everyone!


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vesperthealchemist
2 months ago

Evil >:3

vesperthealchemist
2 months ago
Hath Been Revived

Hath been revived

VIOLENCE!! VIOLENCE AND HURTING :((

VIOLENCE!! VIOLENCE AND HURTING :((

but its okay! beacuse i trapped them in a gif

vesperthealchemist
2 months ago
Obliterated This Little Guy 2 Days Ago In Dnd

Obliterated this little guy 2 days ago in dnd


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vesperthealchemist
2 months ago
Some Scoobdellious Floopers
Some Scoobdellious Floopers

Some Scoobdellious floopers


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vesperthealchemist
2 months ago
Made A Mini Of Vineus:3

Made a mini of Vineus:3

I’m not really good at painting them.


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vesperthealchemist
2 months ago

It seems today that all you see is violins in movies and sax on TV.

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2 months ago
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3 months ago

How does Spider-Man’s spider senses work? Does it tell him where the danger is and what it is or could it just

How Does Spider-Man’s Spider Senses Work? Does It Tell Him Where The Danger Is And What It Is Or Could

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