Would you do that calling S/O by a different name prank? They are so cruel and should never be done to anyone in irl, but in fics they’re super cute!! Maybe with Zhongli, Tohma, Diluc? Or just one of them 💗💗
Hope this was the right place to ask, pretty new to tumblr and I saw you say to request in asks so 😅
zhongli, thoma, diluc x reader
word count: 1478
warnings/sidenotes: prank gone wrong, angst, insecurity, questioning, trust issues, slight story, ooc, overthinking, assumption, spoilers, pet names, comfort, lowercase intended and as always- these are never proofread.
a/n: i agree! this shouldn't be done to anyone, it can potentially create a foundation of distrust. it's very risky! ಥ‿ಥ i wonder how many couples have actually gone through pranks like this just for it to end just as fast they started to prank them..
lumine and hu tao told you about the latest couple prank going on, no one knows where it started from but said to stir up some reaction from their significant other, oh how dare you try it.
at the book store, with your significant other, your arms laced together, a book catches your attention and deciding to skim through its content to see if its to your liking, unhooking your arms from zhongli, you realize that you can't reach the book you were eyeing.
"childe can you please come help me reach this book?"
oh.
childe?
that's... not his name.
oh, maybe you're just tired, but he surely heard it right.
zhongli's very understandable that you and the harbinger are close, but... to the point of calling him childe? he trusts you very much but he can't help but feel concerned whether you truly thought you mistook him for childe, maybe it's the spur of your tongue or just tiredness.
"darling, you just called me childe, i see no signs of him anywhere near this store.." his eyebrows expresses worry as he once again glances around to solidify his statement.
"oh did i? i dont think so.. i called you by your name though."
"..im afraid i did hear it right, dearest." he sighs, not stepping further or near from where he was.
deciding that the tension was arising and questions in his head may begin to pop up, you decide to break the news to him.
you hug zhongli and look up at him, "im sorry, it was just a trending prank where you call your significant other by a different name and I shouldn't have taken it up, its a very dangerous prank too and i realize just how much im risking by pulling this off and i regret it, im so sorry again zhongli.."
"oh dear, you did scare me for a moment, my trust didn't waver but it was on the edge of questioning you if you had not decided to tell me that this was a prank" his arms wrap around you, looking down to you. he's just glad everything turned out to be a prank.
you still felt bad though, you realize he trust you so much and you'll have to make it up to him, you literally spoil him with affection and maybe even bought every book in his arm that probably cost 3 months worth of your salary but hey! nothing like his smile is just as priceless.
in the komore teahouse, you stop by with your boyfriend thoma, after an afternoon filled with an adventurous date with him, deciding that you two will settle for a good dinner to end today's date was the way to go. you spot the teahouse's dog, taroumaru, looking mightily cute as ever.
you sigh, "why can't i take home taroumaru, JUST ONCE AYATO! i think im pretty good at taking care of animals dont you think?"
thoma walks behind you and into the back of taroumaru's reception desk.
he takes five seconds until hes back out again, this time, looking at you,
"babe, ayato's not here." he looks at you as if he's trying to piece all what's going on around him
"huh? yeah i know! why are you bringing him up?" you grab one of the menus from the desk,
"...no i meant, you called me ayato."
"no i didnt."
"yes you did! ask taroumaru!"
you look over to taroumaru, knowing how this was gonna go, accepting the cue to put a stop to this prank. "taroumaru, did i really?"
taroumaru barks in response.
"SEE??? so babe why did you call me ayato? didn't know you guys were that close for me to be mistook.."
"oh thoma." you approach him, letting your arms wrap your neck and telling him your apologies and the reason how this all started, the poor man was beginning to be anxious just from this prank.
he eventually returned the hug while he began to go on how reckless you were for pulling something off like that, he would never dare pull off anything to make you question your relationship, so taking back revenge was off the table, he loves you too much to even pull off something that can start an unwanted tension.
that night, it was filled with laughter, complaints about your prank, and lots of comfort you provided to reassure thoma that he's the only one you love and see this way.
taking work off early, you come home to diluc who's as tired as you are, both busybodies of mondstat, you both couldn't wait to indulge in one another's arms.
"kaeya, did you see my bag with me when i came home? I can't remember if i took it home with me, left it or missing it."
ah.
uh-oh. you've strucked something.
diluc the ever untouchable uncrowned king of mondstat, was in awe of what just occured.
the name of another man leaving your mouth seemed to leave a bitter taste from his.
"love, i did see your bag with you so do not fret, but.. you called me kaeya. please do enlighten me."
diluc, who's been alone these years in regret of how things came to be, was at his state where questions popped in his mind, did that really just happened? so you mistook him? you really that close to kaeya? did he look alike kaeya somehow? what caused you to mistook him? was something going on? between the two of you? behind his back? and if so, since when? and why?
you were the only one who's made him feel love, the one who made him feel that he was not alone, the one who made him realize that it's okay not to be okay, the one who made him know that he's loved and cared for, though he knows he's overthinking right now, he couldn't help but jump to the conclusions of what's about to come or what has happened behind his back. fear. fear of losing you. fear of losing you, let alone to someone else he cares about too, his adoptive brother, kaeya.
diluc doesn't mean to overthink but the slightest incident can make him overthink and overanalyze this situation. realizing that this has gone too far though it has not shown, but his lack of attention towards you was the sign that you've gone far enough with this little prank of yours. you didn't need to see more, you knew diluc.
you frown to see him like this, you approach him, "apologies diluc, i indulged myself into a prank going around tevyat, and should have thought more about the consequences something like this would being, im an idiot for being curious like this when i know that i can't dare to put our relationship on the line with a prank as this. i truly apologize. i truly do. and i just want you to know, that i love you and no one else, that's all. im sorry once again. though sorry will not being back anything ive just pulled, i promise to continue showing to you just how i have eyes only for you and my heart to only love you and you only."
and with this, you see a tear falling from his right eye, he lets out a relieved sigh as he places his head on your shoulder, diluc shows his vulnerability to you and you only, the one he confides in, you wrap your arms around him to whisper comfort into his ears, no words from him were needed as you realize that a prank as "little" as this can be the wreckage no one would have thought at first glance.
the night was filled with cuddles, snuggling diluc, whispering sweet nothings as you both reconcile from this incident, continuing to keep watch over him till he gets his rest, kisses were made, words were said, tears were wiped but your hearts never stopped beating for each other. trust faltered for a second and any second longer would have turned out for the worst.
you were sure to note to write back to lumine and hu tao how this prank was dangerous and that you will not indulge into one of their pranks anytime sooner or ever, in fact. never once again will you put diluc's trust on the line again.
©kazuhasmaid please do not copy, paste or repost. plagiarizing or republishing in a different language will not be tolerated.
ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ.
Characters: Takemichi, Akkun, and Baji.
⌗ You're not alone, remember that. You have people that are willing to help you, so don't try to solve everything by yourself.
⌗ Don't be too trusting because betrayal doesn't come from our enemies. Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.
⌗ Learn to move on from the past, even if it hurts so fucking badly, because you won't live in the present if you don't move on.
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⌗ It wasn't your fault; you had no choice. It's okay to make mistakes as long as you learn from them.
⌗ You should cherish your friends and make a lot of memories with them. You don't have all the time in the world, so learn to enjoy it.
⌗ Your friends are grateful for you, and they love you so much.
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.⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .
⌗ Please learn that communication is the key for almost everything. Don't hold it in because it might hurt a lot of people in the end.
⌗ Please, think your actions thoroughly because people would misunderstand you even if your intention was good.
⌗ Trust your friends, and it's okay to not be perfect in everything as long as you try your best.
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. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .
This might be inaccurate, but let me know what you think.
including: mha/bnha characters, headcanons, vague spoilers
warning(s): mentions of violence, mentions of cursing, unhealthy habits, i will be oddly specific
note: there are brutally honest yet again. take the advice that seems fit it doesnt have to be by your fav character
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bakugou katsuki:
try to understand before jumping to conclusions. not all answers are going to be on the surface
mina ashido:
keep being you. people look up to you despite you not feeling your best on certain days. you give off the best vibe.
ochaco uraraka:
you dont have to grow up fast so you can take care of others. its okay to be a kid. it’s okay to think selfishly. it’s the human body.
tenya iida:
you don’t have to handle things alone with people around you. they will understand your past. give them a chance.
denki kaminari:
you aren’t dumb. dont let anyone fucking tell you that you are just because you act “childish”. you’re just the best you can be.
eijiro kirishima:
its okay for a change. just make sure it doesn’t hurt you in the end. remember. you’re brave for attempting.
kyouka jirou:
let music be your escape. but dont let it be your only choice. there are other plans.
hanta sero:
keep being honest. not everyone needs to be lied to. some people need to hear “ you’re being a damn idiot”.
shoto todoroki:
don’t run. you’ll be running for your whole life. accept that it happened. then your best possible self will accept it.
izuku midoriya:
you are loved dearly. don’t get lost in all the things they said. others will help you get out of that void bby.
momo yaoyorozu:
trust yourself. you’re what people need in a hectic situation. a level head and calm approach.
hitoshi shinsou:
get yourself out there. dont take no for an answer. prove them wrong.
tamaki amajiki:
we love you bby. take your time nobody is rushing you to be extroverted. not everyone has to. you’re at a balance and that’s okay.
mirio togata:
it’s okay to feel guilty. it’s okay to feel negative emotions. you are human. everyone understands. just speak about it. don’t hold it.
nejire hado:
keep encouraging people. they need it. you’re not annoying. it’s the best thing they could want right now. even if they dont say it.
neito monoma:
don’t be a hating ass bitch. you have good intentions. but a bad way on showing it. let people see what you have to offer. don’t force it.
shota aizawa:
baby are you even okay- go take a nap. some things you can’t help. don’t stress it.
keigo takami:
the words i have for YOU. stop making facial expressions instead of speaking. it sends the wrong message sometimes .
tomura shigaraki:
it is not your fault. you didn’t know and that’s okay. you are not in the wrong.
dabi:
:((( please talk about it. holding it in is only affecting you. you’ll explode sooner or later. it’s okay to be upset or confused. but ask questions. don’t hold it.
himiko toga:
take a moment to notice what you have with you. don’t let it be too late. it’ll break you when it’s gone.
atsuhiro sako:
don’t let your ego kill you. being confident and being narcissistic are two different things with a thin line between them
bonus: twice (jin bubaigawara)
take some time to figure out what triggers you. it can be something so little. or something huge. just understand it
to everyone:
it’s okay to not be okay. but it’s not okay to be like that for long.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH REMEMBER! I AM NOT FORCING YOU. IT WILL TAKE TIME. BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
is this a comeback? we will see.
thank you for reading bae’s i highly appreciate you
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ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴇɴꜱʜɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ.
Characters: Kaeya, Diluc, and Venti.
Kaeya
⌗ You hide your true self by being outgoing and mysterious.
⌗ You act like you know everything and nothing at the same time. If you have done something wrong to a person, you may feel guilty for a long time.
⌗ You tend to avoid confrontation because you think the other person is still angry with you. You want to reconcile with them, but you're scared.
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Diluc
⌗ You act tough and like you don't care, but you're just bad at expressing your feelings.
⌗ People repeatedly misunderstand your character and dislike you. As a result of that, you only have one or two people you trust.
⌗You have been betrayed by a person you held most dearly in your heart. That's why you don't let anyone in easily.
⌗ Quit living in the past and learn to differentiate between tough love and trauma.
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Venti
⌗ You're similar to Diluc and Kaeya. You hide your true self by being someone else, by acting like them, and copying their persona.
⌗ You're cunning but are willing to help when your friend is in need. People regularly mischaracterize you as a "normal" person who doesn't know a thing when you're really smart in reality.
⌗ Another one who is still living in the past.
[Image ID: Colored art of Kaedehara Kazuha and the Kagotsurube Isshin from Genshin Impact in five different scenarios. In each scenario, the sword has an expressive eye near its hilt with a purple pupil and black sclera.
Scenario 1: Kazuha holds the Kagotsurube Isshin in one hand. He looks at it with a lifted eyebrow and asks, “How do you expect me to hold you and a hammer at the same time?” The sword says, “I could—” before being interrupted by Kazuha, who says, “No, you’re not allowed to possess me.”
Scenario 2: Kazuha holds the Kagotsurube Isshin straight out in front of him. His eyes are tightly shut, and he’s leaning away from the sword, who shouts, “what the hell were you thinking?” The words “hell” and “thinking” are in all caps.
Scenario 3: Kazuha stands with a wide stance and frustrated expression. He appears to be attempting to move in one direction while the Kagotsurube Isshin is pulling one of his arms in the other direction. “Oi, get back here!!” says Kazuha. The sword responds, in all caps, “No!! That thing’s going to damage my beautiful blade”. There are tears in its eye.
Scenario 4: Kazuha runs a cloth over the Kagotsurube Isshin‘s blade, who is humming and has its eye happily closed.
Scenario 5: Kazuha holds the sword in front of him with both hands. The two of them are overshadowed by something in front of them, and they stare with wide eyes. “run?” asks the sword. “run,” responds Kazuha. End image ID]
Mhy robbed us of a potential comedic duo
ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴋʏᴏ ʀᴇᴠ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ.
⊹ You always feel like everyone will leave you at some point in your life. Therefore, you try your hardest to be a good friend and be there for them. You try not to get too caught up in your problems and try to move on quickly. You always carry your problems and bottle your emotions.
⊹ You want reassurance from people.
⊹ You're an independent person, not really relying on anyone but yourself. You often hear the saying "you are too mature for your age" because you have to take care of yourself because no one else will. You probably missed a lot in your childhood. You want to heal your inner child by doing things you love and spending time with your friends. You don't trust people that easily unless you have known them for a long time.
⊹You grew up too fast and have trust issues.
⊹ You feel like you're just there, existing, and people pay more attention to your best friend. You're always the 2nd choice, and sometimes, you're not even considered a choice. People just refer to you as _____'s best friend. You drown yourself in reading books and romanticizing your life as a coping mechanism. You're not sure if you're even great at anything.
⊹ You're not special, but you want to be one.
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This might be inaccurate, so I apologize in advance. Who do you want me to do next?
Credits to @animatedarchives at tumblr.
genshin characters ✨
these designs will be keychains, we will open our online store this friday 5th of august 🥰
𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑;
➵ multi x gn!reader ➵ contents: his reaction when you do this prank on him
does a double take and whips his head around to stare at you as you pass. blushes when he sees you. isn’t sure what to do at first but quickly makes up his mind to run in the other direction of the escalator to try and catch up to you.
⤿ hinata, bokuto, koganegawa, aran, nishinoya, akiteru
glances at you with a startled expression but doesn’t say or do anything. can’t stop thinking about the cute little wink and smile you shot him though, and turns to look at you again when he steps off the elevator.
⤿ kita, iwaizumi, ushijima, osamu, daichi, aone, akaashi, sugawara
catches your hand and tries to hold on to it for as long as possible. absolutely no shame, will do it in front of all his friends regardless of what they think. leans so far over the handrail towards you that he almost tips over it, but he’ll risk it all to try and get your name and number.
⤿ atsumu, terushima, hanamaki, kuroo, tanaka
rolls with it and kisses your hand. smugly tells his bewildered (and slightly jealous) friends that the two of you are dating. makes that a reality by the end of the day.
⤿ oikawa, meian, matsukawa, tendou, romero
rips his hand away. gives you a onceover. offers you his hand again.
⤿ tsukishima, kyoutani, daishou, sakusa, kageyama, semi
MC who kept some lingering plague symptoms after Asra's hijinks, except it's not contagious or lethal anymore? For the main 6, ooor if for whatever reason that's too much it can just be Asra Nadia and Julian
like, how would they deal with people being scared of them and deal with their actual symptoms?
sorry if this request sounds blunt or rude, it really isn't supposed to sound like that (I've never done a request before so idk how these messages are supposed to sound like :/ )
oooo this is a good idea! you don’t sound rude at all hun! <3
terrified at first because he thinks this means it didn’t work and youll just die all over again
tries their best not to freak out over it in front of you since it might scare you
it especially gets scary if you end up having the whites of your eyes turn red
probably the fastest besides nadia to figure out it isn’t contagious or lethal anymore
does his best to inform you about why you can’t exactly go out with your eyes like that or showing other symptoms
you probably find out about your death faster this way, there’s no way asra could avoid it as long as they did normally
practically everyone in vesuvia knows you aren’t contagious but they probably can’t help but be weary
asra and the baker are the only ones in town who aren’t weary right off the bat
faust helps you as best she can too <3
they honestly love you just as much as normal! they just get a heart attack sometimes -
asra hates that people are afraid of you, so they use a little trick of magic most likely
it doesn’t change you no, it just makes you feel more approachable and nice,
they try to play it off but when more people start talking to you than normal, you know he did a little something for you :)
panic but mostly confusion
he doesn’t know it’s not contagious or lethal and he doesn’t really give you a chance to explain that
unless you scream it at him
when he hears it’s not anything horrible he’s gonna be even more confused
you’re sick, you’re showing all the same symptoms why aren’t you worried??
if you tell him or asra tells the two of you hes more relieved than confused
would definitely get you a matching eyepatch if you got a red eye like he does
helps you everyday if you let him
he feels even more guilty when he figured out you worked at his clinic when you got sick
malak probably doesn’t care- but still helps you if you ever need anything and can’t fetch it
the doctor probably knows how to suppress the symptoms the most,
lots of care with him, probably could pull off a joke or two out it if you tried hard enough
he’s sad when people get scared of you :(
he never had that due to his eyepatch, but he tries to get people to understand that if he, someone who never believed in magic, is saying it’s real, it’s gotta be!
most people still stay away but you both talk about it and probably come up with a solution pretty quickly
worry! she’s worried about the plague and most of all you!
she knows if it’s contagious then you’re absolutely getting quarantined and she has to think of the city and-
she’s in the middle of that internal struggle when you tell her it’s not gonna hurt you or i felt anyone
she’s so lost she actually thinks you don’t know what it is
she’s like “my dove..you have the plague?? of course it could hurt you or infect others-“
when you tell her it’s been this way since you could remember she’s even more worried
when you both figure out it’s from the circumstances of your death (and resurrection) she’s more understanding
very worried for you if the symptoms hurt you from time to time
has the court physician help you to the best of their ability
chandra brings you herbs she finds in the palace garden
if you’re symptoms get worse any certain day nadia would take the day to just do more paperwork than normal, which is practically a day off for her
she’s very upset when she realizes people are afraid of you, youre her lover! she hates if people start to advise her to quarantine you
eventually she explains to the entire palace, you are her lover and that’s not changing, you’re not contagious or dying.
she might have to come up with something since not everyone believes in magic but, portia and the other loyal people in the palace know the truth
he’s probably not worried, because asra most likely already told him beforehand
he does get worried however if your symptoms start hurting you
he doesn’t like seeing you in pain so he tried to help in any way possible
if you feel sore or just don’t feel like moving he’ll do the work for you, you’ll just have to ask
inanna always snuggles up to you when she knows you aren’t feeling too good, she’s definitely your cuddle buddy
muriel practices earthly magic, so id like to think he’s good with herbs
probably makes some sort of soup with good herbs in it for you <3
animals probably would gravitate to you even more, since most stick to people who don’t feel well to make them happier
muriel thinks it means you’re suffering and you’re just- “chickens :D”
he gets scared to even touch you sometimes, that maybe the symptoms make you weaker or more fragile than normal
you probably fake battle him to show him he’s wrong and even with this gross plague symptom, you can land some sort of hit on him
you probably aren’t gonna be around many people when you live in the woods, but if it does bother you he’ll talk with you about things you can do about it
he probably understands the most, people used to be scared of him too </3
completely worried
her brother already had the plague before and now you have it?!
she’s completely stressed and wondering if she should tell nadia to get you quarantined
you tell her that hey! it’s nothing bad, i’ve been like this since i can remember
she’s gonna go bombard asra with questions before you can stop her
when she knows it’s from when you died, she feels a little bad that you’re constantly reminded of it :(
she does try to help best she can but she’s always so busy! so she comprises and has pepi with you whenever she can’t be there
it doesn’t frighten her as much if you have red eyes! sure she knew the plague happened and it was awful but she wasn’t really there for it
pepi makes biscuits on you if you feel sore or tense
portia probably walks in on that and can’t decide to laugh or worry that her cat knows how to massage you
she’s very sad when she sees people are scared of you, and they just don’t listen when you try to explain!
she ends up telling everyone, no! you’re not sick or anything! it’s not gonna hurt them ! just give them a chance!
nobody likes a sad or angry portia so they try being around you for her sake, and probably start to like you too :)
the one most freaked out
if you seriously tell him you’ve been like this as long as you can remember he’s scared shitless
he’s probably still worried about himself more in the beginning but eventually starts to be more worried about you
if the symptoms are bad he probably has to clock out for a minute -
but he eventually will stop being a wimp and help you with whatever symptoms you’re experiencing
when he finds out it’s from your death it probably haunts him more than before,
the biggest reason he’d feel guilty about your death is because even if you’re alive, you’re still suffering because of his mistakes
he doesn’t really know how to make you feel better but does call for the best treatment
probably is really nice to nadia to make it happen lefbkabd
melchior is probably the one to snuggle if you feel bad but mercedes joins in if it’s any worse than normal
he tries his best to help, and he probably goes through his redemption arc a lot faster like this!
he really does try to make people understand that it's not bad to be around you, people just don't listen. Some do try to hang out because if you can transform their count what's the harm?
If reader was a Kurasano manager and showed affection to the members...
A/N: This is my first headcannon for Haikyuu, tell me what you think, please like and comment! 😁
Daichi
Resting arms on each other's shoulders.
Daichi would always rest his arm on your shoulder and vise versa. "Daichi your arm is heavy." You said the first time he did it. "That's why it needs to rest." He did it whenever introducing you as well. "And this is one of our managers L/N, Y/N. Don't bother her, she's busy enough as it is." You knew he was joking but when he looked so stern it was hard to tell. Daichi loved you like a little sister and liked to tease your height in his own way.
Suga
Intertwing hands.
The two of you would intertwine your hands. When listening to game plans, sitting together on the bus, or whenever he does a good set your high fives ended in intertwined fingers. Suga loved holding your hand. When you first intertwined your fingers with his, it was to check his fingers for injuries. He accidentally miscalculated a set during practice. "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine, it was my fault." You then slipped your hand into his unexpectedly. Suga's eyes went wide and his face flushed. It soon became a habit for the both of you.
Asahi
Resting his head on top of yours/ doing his hair.
Asahi would come up behind you and rest his head on yours. You would be taking notes and suddenly feel an added pressure on your head, you instantly knew who it was. Not only that but he trusted you to put his bun up. Sometimes if he was nervous for a game he wouldn't be able to get the bun right and that's where you come in. "Y/N, can you put my hair up?" It was quite an amusing sight. You were standing on a tall bench so that you could reach with Asahi in front of you.
Tanaka
Wrapping arms around your shoulders.
It's a must. If some guys from another team were eyeing you Tanaka would wrap a protective arm around you. "What are you looking at city boy? This here is our manager!" He would get elbowed by you almost daily. He did it often before practice or games as well, that is until Kiyoko came by.
Nishinoya
Cheek kisses.
He is so cute and that is why he gets cheek kisses. When you first kissed his cheek he blushed like crazy and couldn't seem to get his words right. Everyone else on the team couldn't help but tease him. Nishinoya would start to do things during practice to get your attention. Diving into a rolling thunder and then yelling out, "Y/N, did you see that receive? Don't you think that deserves a kiss?" It became a habit for Nishinoya to lean towards you with his cheek out for a friendly kiss whenever he did something cool. Which was often because let's be honest, Nishinoya is a very cool person.
Kageyama
Looping arms with each other.
He was suprised when it happened and this one you actually did not intend to do. You were at another school for a practice game and one of the members were staring at you. The way they stared made you really uncomfortable and it made you regret not putting leggings on under your skirt. You grabbed on to the closest Kurasano member, who you thought was Tanaka, and looped your arms around theirs. The person at your side jumped just slightly but you didn't stop looking at the guy from the other team. Kageyama noticed the situation and glared at the guy. Suddenly the guy looked away from you a rushed inside of the gym. You looked over to Tanaka only to see Kageyama, giving his scary glare to the guy that just left. Since then you would loop your arm around his as a way to steady yourself. He never said anything about it so you guessed it was okay. You were right, Kageyama loved when you did this and he was able to keep his blush to a minimum so he didn't get much teasing.
Hinata
Cupping his cheeks.
You would squish his cheeks any chance you got to be honest. He was younger than you and overall just a real cutie. "Has anyone ever told you how adorable you are?" "Huh? Uh well-no-" "Y/N stop giving the first years all of your attention!" "Don't get all jealous Noya!" Sometimes you did it to get him to stop jumping up and down due to excitement. Other times it was when he was begging for another toss or another game. "Hinata, we all love your energy, but we are tired it's time to go home." He blushed every time your hands were gently placed on his cheeks.
Tuskishima
Thumb wrestling.
Tuskishima isn't big on physical affection but he did feel a little left out when all the other members seemed to have something with you. Then one day when the both of you were waiting for someone to come open the gym you asked him a question. "Want to thumb wrestle?" "What?" "Do you want to thumb wrestle?" You asked again holding out your thumb. Tuski doesn't know why he agreed but he did and that became your thing. If you were ever next to each other sometimes he would just hold his hand out expectingly. Your hands would stay together even after your little battle, not breaking away until someone called for one of you. He always won of course but he secretly enjoyed having your smaller hand in his.
Yamaguchi
Head pats.
Of course Yamaguchi gets head pats. He needs them. I think Yamaguchi would be a little uncomfortable with some of the other acts of affection. He was sitting next to you on the bench after messing up his serves on a game. You noticed his internal battle with himself and it made you worry. He froze slightly when he felt your hand on the back of his head softly rubbing and patting his soft hair. "Oh, I'm sorry, is this ok-" "It's fine!" Yamaguchi squeaked leaning into your hand. It oddly filled him with comfort in his darkest hour. Now you gave him head pats whenever he was nervous, whenever he did a good serve, or just when you felt like showing him a little affection. He never was straight forward enough to ask for them but he always welcomed them.
HAHSHA WTF, THIS IS TOO FUNNY 😭
AWKWARD SEX MOMENTS WITH THE HAIKYUU BOYS
warnings: NSFW. mentions of vaginal sex, anal, menstruation, blowjobs, fingering, nipple play, car sex. plus swearing and a lot of secondhand embarrassment
author’s note: this is just a lil fun brain dump because i KNOW that for all the filthy smut we have on the boys, we need a lil laugh too <3
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