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I just watched Sonic 3. Here's my review:

Hell yeah.

A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!” 

The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

May all your favorite movies get absolutely horrible sequels

How are my sweetie pees

So, when I started writing up a book, I decided, "Hey, I should make up a language for these little aliens, it won't take that long, right?"

"Oh."

"Oh no."

"Oh God, what have i gotten myself into?"

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

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