Bruh 😭 - Blog Posts
I’m upset rn.
Im getting my hair done next week but idk what I wanna get cs I want a sew in but it’s getting warm and I don’t wanna be hot, also I dyed my hair so it would look weird. I wanted a silk press but I don’t feel like it. I always get braids so I wanna try something different.
At this point I’m just gonna do a ponytail😔
replaying Inscryption to get the Achievements i don't have and i managed to beat Leshy without The Stunted Wolf in my hand so it was kinda all for nothing
yippie
syd colson is exactly the friend you want rolling up at 1 a.m.
born to write angsty squid game fanfics, forced to procrastinate
trump could inadvertently win the nobel peace prize if he got those three to actually agree on something
I know you all loved the way I wrote Simon where he's a bully. I'd like to let you all know I simply wrote my boyfriend's attitude into Simon.
And today, I came forward and I told my guy that I wrote fanfiction based on his personality combined with the infamous Simon Ghost Riley. This was hard for me because I'm so embarrassed to admit to my close friends that I write these things.
I told him that, in fact, it was my most popular fanfic rn!
You know what this smug bitch told me? Deadass?
"You're welcome. Can't help I'm so popular."
In a very monotone, uninterested tone.
I took care of my friend when he was sick and hurting. I missed school to stay with him. I gave him medicines, I got him food and water (went to the store and got him Gatorade) and I let him sleep in my bed. And I told him I would stay with him till he got better.
He called me a bastard because I 'kicked him out' while he was still sick.
So that day my family was having a bbq, and I wanted to go but I didn't know if I should have left him at my apartment because I didn't know if my roommate would have said something about him being there when I wasnt. I thought this was reasonable.
He said he would go to someone else's place, he even texted and asked them if he could go and they said yeah. So he left, and I even offered to drive him there and then when he was feeling better, he can come back and get his truck.
He said I was kind of a bastard for kicking him out.
What?
What.
Bruh my most popular post as of rn is the text messages between reader and Simon Riley.
Me after I wrote that whole story of tutor reader x Simon, and my most popular one rn is a few couple of lines.
I just spit out my water why would you make me do this whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
im not a coward so i won't use anon /j but at first i thought techno was a girl bc of the way people drew him as a twink with long hair and i was like "oh swag a girlboss!!" and then i was like "why does she sound like a 38 yr man"
doc: "I'll be back, I need to walk my hair." hank: "you need to... what?" doc: "I said, I need to walk my hair.
So yeah I can't wait for him to arrive
so i had my first kiss today and ive come to this conclusion:
kissing sucks.
brain: hey sweetie. lets stop this, okay? its not working out. maybe this isnt your cup of tea. a smart person knows when to stop.
me: okay.. *considers stopping and quitting the thing*
brain: you fucking coward. you are giving up in between and running away. you idiot, you moron- you just dont wanna see through it. you fucking dumbfuck.
me: .....
On god 🙄 (im a sniper main)
My thoughts on issue 7 /j
BRuH
I made a post about ‘me when I watch the last episode of supernatural’ and I put a pic of a spongebob episode saying, ‘I’m ready, depression’ (which was an actual thing said in a KIDS SHOW’ and apparently tumblr doesn’t like that so it got flagged for “adult content”
I’m dying they literally flagged me because of spongebob
I did not draw this my cousin did
Why does he look like he's on drugs
He's supposed to be a mouse 🐭
BRUH I LITERALLY FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT WHEN I SAW THIS LIKE YOOO THIS IS SO GOOD.
who wants an obscure reference
Yancy but he’s in COD zombies, more specifically Mob of the Dead, you know the one that’s based in Alcatraz where you fight the zombies as old school mobsters and the zombies are old inmates.
I'm watching day 4 rn and my angst brain is going insane on how phil is still alive watching all his friends die dude