Wtf Is This - Blog Posts
Here me out... Or don't idc
I like this little crackship
Me: *sitting in the corner not even knowing wat that is* I need an explanation.
the unus annus yt channel may be deleted in 4 months, but at least we’ll have it immortalized in memes and like 10000 unus annus accounts.
the fact that stranger things is doing a promotional event at a Holocaust site is…not cool
what is up with the adds
what in the hell is the cowboy hat add that is all over tumbler I genuinely want to know who made this and what they where on
guys....I made something....
this is the 'alpha wolf' typa shit, except I made it an actual fanfic, this was sent to my group chat btw
Cut bc y'all will be traumatized
(the context of the first message was a tailamm2 from TikTok video, and I laughed to hard so my mom got mad) "IBCANTBREATH"
MY MOMMA IS NADE AT ME NOW😡😡😡
DONT MAKE MY ALPHA WOLF COME OUT
*I start transforming, ripping my shirt off as I howl* OWWWWWWWEWAAA
N-No, k-kitten....d-d-d-d-daddy doesn't you to see me like this
(continued)N-No, p-p-p-p-p-p-please, kitten..... I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't want you to see me like this.....*I groan as my inner alpha wolf takes over, and my eyes turn red* YOU'RE MINE NOW KITTEN!!!! *I say as I start aggressively running on four legs around you, starting to goon and moan in the process* Nghh!~ K-kitten, D-d-d-d-daddy loves you!!!! *I say as I violently cum all over the forest, my cum reaching terminal velocity as it goes through the stratosphere, making aliens horny* K-KITTEN, SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? *I say as I growl with anger* Y-You've destroyed the world....*I start to walk away in an alpha wolf like fashion* I hope you're proud of yourself....*I sigh as the entire world gets fucking blown up by the aliens, who begin to fuck everyone and blast them*
.....dare I say gn!reader? Yes. GN!reader.
I switch between 'I don't give a f*ck about what anyone thinks' to 'oh lord, they're gonna think im so stupid and dumb' in one second
i had this wacky ass dream and so i drew the creatures from it
if your curious it was basically abt me finding said lil creatures and js idk having them
and uh i got into a “car accident” (heavy quotes cuz i kinda js fell out of a barely moving car and then js sat there) and then somehow 4 of them died :(
idk they js kinds disappeared but anyways i named the last two itty and bitty (cuz they’re smol) and js had them till i woke up
10/10 dream tbh
yeah so if i disappear randomly you know why!
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk-jr-autism-study-medical-records/
@sammyyy-lmao thank you so much for drawing this in my bio notebook 😭
