Rude.
I mean, you’re not wrong.
But still. 😉
I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.
Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:
Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.
Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.
Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives
Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.
Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.
Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.
Rex: just stares blankly for a while.
Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.
Hardcase: fingerguns.
Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.
Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.
I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!
I… uh… What?
Oh, sorry, I appear to be receiving a transmission from Gregor. Important rebellion matters, you know.
this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train
If you say it fast enough, it almost sounds like “baby”, at least the way one of those fresh lil beefcakes like CT-5597 used to say it.
once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers
🤨
Heyyyyyy Captain ;)
Have you ever tried a Baja Blast hard dew? Their truly fantastic.
Not being from your planet, it’s hard dew know what that is… 😎
It is not the same.
realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better
A legend.
First clone drawing! Captain Keeli appreciation. It was hard to catch the right moment to get his shave pattern. Absolutely underrated character in my opinion. Currently rewatching TCW and TBB.
sigh
Please.
(the ground Bantha ones were real good)
how you doing king?
Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.
as a little birthday gift to myself and one last drawing before new years i decided to draw howzer my beloved <3
Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."
How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)
My real questions:
😂 - Are you ticklish?
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Thanks!
Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)
I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.
⚡️ - Do you have any scars?
I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...
😂 - Are you ticklish?
I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.
🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?
Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.
I had reason to be.
✨ GWUMPY ✨
Too chicken to say it to my face, @superiorsniper? Gotta hide your snarky little jabs in the tags?
Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏
Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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