big-bardas-helmet
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TAYLOR DEARDEN and SHAWN HATOSY as MELISSA KING and JACK ABBOT The Pitt S1
i love watching the pitt because its like *sees dana* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD *sees collins* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD *sees mohan* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD *sees mckay* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD *sees santos* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD *sees king* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD *sees javadi* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD *sees garcia* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD *sees walsh* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD *sees ellis* THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD
The funniest part of the Gemstone family easily accepting Kelvin’s gay relationship with his ex-satanist best friend man servant is that it comes after four seasons of them aggressively hating Judy’s husband BJ for being a secular optometrist
defying the odds with mama
I’m sure I’m breaking some sort of fandom etiquette with this but GODDDDD yall have got to see this edit. I’m obsessed with it
@/shysaturn on TikTok
Keeping the Frank & Abby happy marriage dream alive in a world of divorced Frank truthers…
DANA EVANS & JACK ABBOT THE PITT (2025)
The Pitt is great because it’s full of the most beautiful women to ever walk this earth and the saddest most pathetic men I’ve seen on television.
i think a lot of shows that are based on 911 services (the 🏥👮🏻♂️🚁💪👩🚒🚑🔦💥⚖️ genre) show different workers having camaraderie w and unconditional support for the cops, like yeaaa everyone on the frontlines respects the boys in blue and knows society would be in the gutter without them 💯
and the pitt is just like. well tbr the cops and social services are in and out of the ER a lot, and there’s basic cordiality and cooperation and 1 instance of flirting. but that MCI hits and the cops are 1 (one) guy who got shot and 10 performative idiots who are literally standing IN THE WAY, stressing out and slowing down the doctors, who are the only ones actually HELPING, and then they somewhat understandably tackle the wrong guy as a suspected shooter, and then they try to ARREST one of the doctors who just saved 20 lives bc she broke parole conditions to do so…. unfeeling enforcers of a purely punitive criminal system… and THEN they only back down when another COP is like “well she did save our boy. in particular. she saved a cop.” and they’re like WELL IN THAT CASE
there’s no liberal monologue or lesson abt defunding the police and funding kiara instead and there probably won’t be on this show. but the pitt casually displays 9/10 cops as useless macho assholes who fuck with more important emergency workers whenever they feel like it. hilarious and real
Dr. Cassie McKay & Dr. Victoria Javadi in
THE PITT (2025- )
it is my solemn duty to join fandoms and be insane and obsessed about platonic relationships. it’s a critical ecological niche and i am happy to occupy it and draw others in like an angler fish who writes intense and wrenching gen fic.
I enjoy every character on The Pitt equally. I delight in seeing all of them and cringe at none of them. My favorite character is whoever is on screen at any given moment.
[car seat headrest // unk. // tvline // ada limón // nichole rae klein // anna ostroumova-lebedeva // my chemical romance // margaret atwood // agustin gomez-arcos // walton ford // unk. // briton riviere // mitski // boygenius // phoebe bridgers // rachel howard]
LANGDON/ROBBY + DOGS
"jesus was actually a radical Palestinian activist of colour" stop trying to sell Christianity by slapping a progressive coat of paint on it. it's still preaching even if you don't recognise that and think you're just trying to fight back against conservatives or whatever. I promise you ~global christendom~ would not be fucking redeemed if everyone just learned the *true* meaning of his message (but for real this time)
just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,
the thing i find most interesting about dr robby is the amount of times another character mentions how unlike himself he is today. we are not seeing baseline dr robby. we are not seeing him on a regular day. i like the dr robby we see and i enjoy watching him run the pitt, but this is him stresed and sad and in a bad mood, apparently. everyone is insisting, truly, honestly, that from the first moment of the day he is not right. and i find that so wildly fun.
we have never met the real dr robby. what he's like on any other day is a mystery.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
For me the most difficult-to-believe moment in The Pitt is when Dana calls Robby a 'sad boy' and Collins asks what that means.
As if its some of the more inscrutable Gen Z lingo, and not something that this brilliant goddess can definitely deduce the meaning of just by looking into the woeful face of that pathetic man
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
fucking love the pitt. they let the autistic girl chill with a dog fo a bit then her boss came in like "fucking love u girl my least troublesome intern wanna pick sooo much gravel out a dudes leg wound?" and she was just like 😀😀😀 incredible. banger autistic rep shes so me.
