blue2black
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Gaz, high on painkillers: Did you know…
Gaz: Did you know that when you pet a cat…
Gaz: The cat is more cat-
Gaz: B-
Gaz: … 🫥
Gaz: Because you’re catting the pat-
Ghost, tasked to watch him: 🤨
Gaz: And the cat feels so the cat act…
Gaz: And that’s why the cat is 😃👍🏾
Gaz: *passes out*
Mickey, who just had throat surgery and is using a text to speech app to communicate: “Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?”
Ian: 😐
Mickey: “Was it crispy?” 👁️_👁️
———
Mickey: “You want sex?” 😃
Ian: 😒
Mickey: …
Mickey: “YOU WANT SEX?” 😃
Gaz and Roach, staring at each other: 😐↔️😐
…
Roach: 😐🖕🏼
Gaz: YOU’RE A FUCKING ARSEHOLE!!
Roach: 🖕🏼😡🖕🏼
Gaz: I’LL SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING GARDEN!!! 🫵🏾🤬🫳🏾 🔫
Gaz: Ohhh, I bet you Ghost took my saaaw.
—
Gaz, grabbing the saw from Ghost: 🖕🏾🙂
Ghost: 😐❔ *Gaz walks away*
—
Gaz, talking like he’s on The Office: Ghost and I are friends 😌
Gaz: We only hate each other at work.
Alejandro: Let’s fight. I’m in a shitty ass mood right now.
Rudy: About what?
Alejandro: I don’t know. What’s your favorite animal?
Rudy: …cheetahs?
Alejandro: Fuck cheetahs.
Price: Ever realize how humans cut down bird houses to make birdhouses?
Price: Like, humans cut down trees to make birdhouses—
Price: —and trees are technically birdhouses.
Laswell: How high are you? (.-_.^)
Price, not even aware: 6’2.
Omega: _STOP FORGIVING MY CRIMES!_
Omega: _I WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE._
Rouge, patting Omega's arm: It's alright big guy, shhh...
Cop: Miss Rouge, this is supposed to be a private interrogation. You have to leave the room.
Rouge: He has abandonment issues! Stop forcing his hand!
Cop: ...
Omega: 👉👈🥺
Sonic, lovestruck: You're so pretty...
Shadow: Yeah, pretty depressed.
Sonic and Shadow: ...
Shadow: *looks at Sonic with realization* You were flirting, weren't you?
Sonic, deeply concerned: Well I was, but now I'm wondering if you're okay.
*fighting Black Doom*
Shadow: You said he was gonna eat my soul!
Omega: _IT WAS FUNNY!_
Shadow: NOT TO ME!!
Rouge, flying: You both have issues. 🙄
Shadow: Of course I have issues!
*Black Doom roars*
Shadow: THAT’S MY FREAKING FATHER!!!
*More Sonic Characters Phone Convos*
———
Rouge🧡: Hey
Rouge🧡: Can I call you?
You (Shadow): You can.
Rouge🧡: [MISSED CALL]
Rouge🧡: You didn't pick up?!
You (Shadow): I didn't say I'd pick up.
*Sonic using a phone because it's my personal headcanon that he'd truly be lost without autocorrect*
———
Blue Faker💙: hey they all out of lesanya
Blue Faker💙: lasanya
Blue Faker💙: laysanya
Blue Faker💙: the shit garfield eat
Shadow's old ass reading this: (ಠ_ಠ)??
(Shadow and Rouge hanging out on some rooftop, laying down, looking up at the stars)
Shadow: ...
Shadow: Rouge?
Rouge: Yeah?
Shadow: ...have you ever wanted to be a caterpillar?
Rouge: Uh...no, the fuck?
Shadow: Just a question, no need for that foul language.
Rouge: Ugh, you sound like Blaze when she's in a good mood. *punches his arm lightly, smiling*
Shadow: *chuckles softly*
Rouge and Shadow, staring at the night sky: ✨🌃
Rouge: Why'd you ask, Shadow?
Shadow: ...
Shadow: Just...you know...
Shadow: They eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Shadow: Sounds nice is all.
Rouge: Hm.
Rouge: You do know that they have a life span of two weeks, right?
Shadow: That can be another highlight.
Rouge, immediately sitting up: Shadow, no- 😨
Yumyan with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, you may be asking, “How did you do this to yourself, Yumyan Hammerpaw?”
Yumyan: Well kids, Yumyan Hammerpaw has no fucking clue either.
Kipo: He may be a criminal, but he is still a person;
Kipo: And he is my brother.
Wolf: He tried to turn everyone into solid gold.
Kipo: …he’s adopted.
Kipo: Hey is anyone d-
Wolf: Distressed?
Benson: Delusional?
Hugo: Dead inside?
Wolf: Down for murder?
Benson: Disappointed with life?
Hugo: Depressed?
Kipo: Done with their work—what is wrong with you all??
Kipo: Hey is anyone d-
Wolf: Distressed?
Benson: Delusional?
Hugo: Dead inside?
Wolf: Down for murder?
Benson: Disappointed with life?
Hugo: Depressed?
Kipo: Done with their work—what is wrong with you all??